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Acndt my Days" — Miss Edith Parker
"'Normal College Days" — Miss Elizabeth Roberts
'Days of Old Trinity" — .Miss \"ik(,i\i\ 1,i i.
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'The Uiiivnsity //'o//;««"— Miss Louise Bullington
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lly R. P. Harriss
^^fck^^ ^^^^ M^ ^L. ^r ^B. I "Calm, calm thyself, cousin,
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â– â– ConiiL', lit us 11 out the tragic muse awhile,"
"Eiho, thy neck, as William Rose Benet
saith, is indeed clothed with thundtr!"
"Thou art in a tantrum now, in all
"A fig for thee, Peg, old thing."
"Ha! Dost sleep? A change will do
thee good."
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"If the barber's union coulil only s.o me "This way . . .so. 'Tis called ye Charles
now." Town dance."
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KuuiuI.hI In 119:: l'> i-niiiiii..ii fliil.
for tlu- purpiisi- (»l' (l»'!i«lHiHK tin- h'-ai
l-'iivorilo Sniiiid: CiunU*. gurKle.
rHvoritf Sons: Diiiik ttn Ts Only
Thiiir !â– :>
Om«ii«ts jin.l Hiuli I'oliU MUlldiiaircs In tin- l.nrhmiM.r Hnt.-I.
Is ol tlu- I'u-t'ils iiriil till- huyiiiK up of all si-ioiid- liuiul fUi«.
Cliunii'tfrUtic Odor: IVruna. thu Woman's
With Tonlr.
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I'r«*ffir,'il Txpe: Arv w.ll dressed yoiins niiiii.
l.t:iKlest lirii.v to l-TeHlinifn: We can maki y
letl and )ia\in't gut too nuirh l«nd in you. We own our own Imnsi- and furnish cars to our ineinhers.
There are no A. T. O.'s In Ih-ll. boys; we are too luUewurni; hut we have chapters elsewhere, however.
Wi- won the scholarship cuj* last year — thanks to I'lofessor tloodfellow's Kngllsh courses. \V'e
hop," to win it a^ain when lie conies hack next year.
KAPrA si<;>i\
KKKN Ml \< KKItS
Ra\ti-r Linnt >-. and Joi- 1 >a\ is as
I-'ounded by Johnnie Moon
^special i-mphjisis on children.
Ase I.tniit: l:! to IC.
Mutto: Insophistication — (.et It Be Oui- V
an association of "i»iiw.-i'.<
w i t li
I Hv.>rite Drink: Castm ia.
|-a\i>rit«* Flower: Sweet I'ea.
< liarai'terislie Odor: I'rickly Heat Tahum.
rreferrrd T.vpr: Children.
I.ouilest lloiiU til l-reslmien: .loin our ranks and drink at the fountain of youlli. Within our
fol.l your voulhlul and inntic. nt purity will not he marred hy associations with anyone over Hi years
t>ur "1. Q." is less than H'. (lur attached kindergarten is one of tlie most modern in the Soutli,
and is conduci'-d al>solulcly on the honor system uTid<-r lindlier B'akeney's supervision. Hiothei
MeMen's Food Walk«T recently ImniKhi distin<-tion to our name hy winning lirst prize In th<- annual
Hurham County Baby Show. Kexin^ton is our most proliHc Incubator.
K.\PI*\ AIJ»HA (S(.nl!u'iii)
"KKti AKTISTS"
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purpi'se of propyl Ka I iuy
p (U-.rs for the
birii larm.s.
I'a\<>ritf l'l««er: Ripe Clover Blossoms.
.Mo(t<»: Wrist Watches Our Delight; Stacomb
Our Salavtion.
Founded at hat"nia in r."Mi by "Doe" Oarv^i
thoroughbreds and increasing the fertility of the ?
Favorite VeKetable: Haled hay.
Fa^iirite <'td»r^*: Hrindb- and Hay.
riniracteriMic Odor: Timothy.
I'relerr4-tl I'y pe: " m l.\ A i isioeiats.
l.oude*>| Itray to I- rt->.hmen: We all fought in the Confederate Ariny. an
UnitJii suit. So far as we are conr-erned. America stops wiili the Mason and Dixi»n line, hut if you
were born in Greece, or even Asheboro, and can drink a pint w itliout lowering 11. we'll overlook
technicalities and fix you up.
Style is our middle name, and we all wear double-breasted coats and smoke Chesterfields throuRli
n holih-r. All pledges can g«t their suits pressed fret- of charge at our annex — Lewis Hunt's Laundry.
Cushing bills forwarded to those we get burnt on. wl-.ich averages itii% of the Freshman «Iasscs for
the past 10 years.
rr KAPPA ALPHA
"PINTS KIIJ.KI) ASSI KFIH.V
Founded by Sam ami Bob Uuark at Sing Sing in r.-r.i. .Ine to nn oversight on the part of the
waid.n. antl allowed to ilourish in order to amuse oth. i inmates
Finorite Flower: Heed. Most Famous Alumnus: Walt I^ong.
Iiivorite .\ninial: I.yon. <" ha ract eristic Odor: New Mown Hay.
Motto: ill. .More They <'ome. the W'orse They Get.
Treierrcd Lm**'": Roughnecks, athletes, soda-jerkers. anil all relatives.
Loudest Bra\ to Freshmen; You should join us. Wheri- there is corn juice, we are there. We
contiol the aristocratic datis and banks of East and West Durham. We have all-American football
piay.-rs such as John Frank and "Buzz" Finley. Have liouse on Br
.l(dn us and help cb an it.
SI<;.>I.\ PHI KI\SIK<)\
••SOMF FOOLISH FMIIitVO^"
Pounded in South Carolina for the purpose
could join. Ambitions lealiziil here thus far.
F^ivorite <'olor: Brown.
.Motto: Get one man every year; never over
ig a fraternity that all South Carolina boys
Favorl t e Flower : Sea weed .
Fa\ (irite Oilor: Bandoline.
Faiorite Itlnl: "Cuckoo."
ealic .at- rs pb-nipotentlarv.
Must hi
rreferred Types: Lounge lizards extraordinary and
th<- Palmetto State, or chanei-s are slim.
loudest Bniv to Freshmen: Join us and pass English Comp. I and IL for we have Prof. C
Brown in our midst. We have increa.sed our number this year by three. We are rai)ldly goln,
f'orward. Glee Club our specialty.
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SIGMA CHI
"SOME CHEESK"
INiiindeU: No founilation; .iust founded by a Favoi-ite Alumni: N. BuHington and R.
split. Fuller.
Favorite folor: Gret-n. Favorilr
ra\<>ril<* Iruit: Razzberry. Motto: \\\- trade rushing with the sororitiGs.
Luiulfst liiii> to Freshmen: Join us and thinlt not of the J'uturi — -there will be none. We have
a house; we own thn i-ampus, control the Dean's Olfite. and havt^ an option on the Oat's Head Club.
Our latest "Know Thy Brother" meeting was a great success, as fully 7r>% of our regiment attended,
and every man wore his name on his lai>el. Join us and beeome E. l*liiril>iis liiium.
PI KAPPA l»HI
•'PURELY KNAVISH PACiANS"
Found I (1 in \\w lia-sement of Sing Lee's Laundry on ('hap<
Far Iter and I 'in i>ulh Stiipley. for the purpose of increasing tbi
Hill Street (Sometime) by t'nclean
Laundjy Business.
Odor: Fertilizer.
In Hoc Tuxedo, Vinces.
Sow and Eat.
Favorite Animal: "Bab" Boone. (Oiaraet eristic
Favorite (iilnr: Petticoat Pink. Pnltlie .Alutto:
National Anthem: "From Plow to Country Secret Alutto:
Club."
Preferred T.^pes: Chinese, Missionaries, and West Point Cadets.
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eshnien: No admission to our Secret Order without a Stetson D. suit and
Valentino trousers. Since "Nub" Pegram left us, it's hard to tell who's got hold of our rudder,
but we're trying mighty hard to keep off the rocks. Our charter members taken from the Twelve
Tribes of Israel.
We are very c.vclusive. You have to be passed by the entire Chosen Race, the Hebrew Mayor of
Jerusalem, all Laundrymen. and Dr. Samuel Alexander Vest before you can be pledged. However,
it is well worth it if you are so fortunate. ^Ve guarantee satisfaction or your money back (97 cents
on the dollar). Join us and get in on the Promised Land Parade.
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<*hjinM't«'ris(ir Odor: Like Ivory Snap.
National Anthem: "Dh. I'm a IJilI«' Sun-
l>t;irn, Sirit Down ( r oiii Hi-avt-n t ii Wonu-n."
A. I'nsjil.iits. ami Itilil.nn Cli-rUs.
Fouiuicil by "Ilnb" .Idhnson and •"Siin" (.'lark
game of pukei.
l-'iivoritf Flitvver: Lily-i»f-lIu - Vall
pur."
Iiixnritc Smoke: Horniis: \Vv don't.
rr-fferrt'd â– |â– .^ pi-s; .!'l"\v Hands. Inrlpi - iit V. M. f
l.iuidot Ura> to I-ivshmt-n: We tuin out tlu- best V. M. ('. A. picsldi-nts. Oh, tlu-y are auch
dear, pn-iious boys; always ihinkinK ol others anti oT how they may serve humanity beHt.' We hold
praytT meetinRs every nisht alter supper, while our princely fellows are Kathered lound thr-
festive board in surh gentle brottierly spirit.
Oh. we are so domestic (.>ur household K'i<»ds are very plentiful. I'or we have two daveni)oits,
a eomfort, and a eornet. We lock our doors at nine o'rioek ev. ry night, for we belicvt' in "Karly io
bed and early to rise," so we nia>' greet our leaehcrs. whom we love so well, wit h bright and
sparkling lares. Join us and wateh tin- ili'\ il le treat.
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"CKJARKTTKS .\M> TOIi \<'( <>"
Wil.S to
Founded way hack in historic times by men who \\ alked around nn four h-us. I'urpost
bring animals closer together.
Tavorite Mower: Havent any yet. Longest .lump: From South Carolina to Cali-
l-"ii\4irite l>isli : "Kii .- Soup." fnima.
Most Active Member: Tom Chachcre. Preferred Types: Glee Club prospects, and
.Motto: Where There's a SijII. There's a all men from Asheville and W^itmington.
Swa.w
Loudest Bray to Frewlimen: We have a monopoly on the Glee (Mub and intend to keep It. (our
manager will see that you make it.) We have men from the extreme East and the extreme West.
from coast to coast and back again. Join us; we may send you to some distant college to organize a
chai>ter. for we are in line for and in need of sonii.. moi-e. Youngest national on the park, but we
have the biggest man. Losing our best men this year, and n^ed others to till the ranks.
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"LAST CIIANCK ASS<>( LXI'ION'
Founded at the Durham Barber College by Mr. Lambdachialphaski in ei
a prominent fraternity jeweler and formerly with Balfour & i'o.
.Motto: Re;t«-h the Million Mark by l!»3fi. Favorite Color: m
l-'iivoritc I'l-oduet: I'otton. Favorite Bird: Eaj
la^orite Instrument : Hnrne.
National Anthem: 'â– Glory, Glory, liallelu.iah. As We Go Expanding On."
rreferred T.^pes: Anybody, especially those interested in fraternity jewr
Lousiest limy to Freshmen: We don't have chapters; we call 'em Zetas
rir.st t" get ;l house, and we still have the largest. <'ome with us and help
need you in order to reach our l!t:i(l goal. Our pins arc ready lor distributi'
to see us; terms reasonable.
M.UUKtl'
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EFSILON ALPHA SKiMA
"EAT .\M> SLEKF"
jKiitial payment plan, dividends jiaJd annvially.
Fn\orilc Drink: Frtmi ye old horse trough.
(haracterislie Odor: Kock and rye.
Founded by Blaek, Rock and Co. in lH2r), oi
Favorite Flower: Dog Fennel and Horse-
radish.
.Mtdto: A rolling bone gathers more loss.
rrciferred Types: Any of the Twelve Tribes, and any non-fraternit v men.
Loudest Bray to Frp>ihmen: .Nationally, wi- will soon be the berries ( Hazzberries). Agrleulturalh
.'â– p* aUini:. ue .ire ib.- hnes knees. We are deeply indebted (
for sending us sueb .stalwart young men in the str^ngtli of their voung manhood — so pure and ambi-
tious, .loin us. and the synagogue is yours.
HACHKLOltS CLIIJ
•B. c. (FOB iii:.\i>.v( iii:>"
Founded: Not quite as yet, but hope to be soon if we ar<- not beat out.
Fa\orite Flower: Occoneechee. Favorite Motto: Shoot him ii
I avonte Drink: Shoe Polish. coat lielongs to me,
ruhlie Motto: Rlessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. (Phi Kapp:
Fiivc»rite Colors: Silver and gold on a green baekground.
Preferred T.ipes; IJarbers (union or scab), shoe elerks, and ex-bartenders* sons.
Loudest Jincle-.liiiKle to Freshmen: This club was founded in order to keep tb.
Hat I- her. \'eaeh and Hatcher, going. Meet us
about us; we will try them aU before we give
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Founded: Almost. Originated: May bo.
Orsaniz^d: Slightly. Beffiin: Vi-s, it began.
Kstablished: Not yet. Bom: Possibly.
\\'<11, intuliated, then — Ah ! That's the woi'cl. imubated. Yes, it was incubated in tlie fi-rtiU' and
pro I i tic brain of N. 0. S. Dunlap and Detective Biggs at a temperature of 198 degrees Fahrenheit.
They then nursed it through the embryonic stages, and it r-anie into being behind the Science Hall on
tlie "9th day of January, IfUJtt. It was a very touching scene.
Favorite Fruit: Bird Seed. Favorite Bird:
Favorite !â– low er: Milkweed. Favorite Cit.v:
F'avoiite <"olor: Baby Blue. Favorite Sons:
Preferreil 'I'.Apes: Nn type, no preference; come one. cinni' all.
Loudest Nii'ker to Freslinieii: We have no enemies (iini' iriiiuls). \\'i'
Acquaintancis ol all, friends of none.
Stork.
Troy (Ballard).
■•Oh, Whoa, is Me."
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"IXKTOKS 4»r IHVIMIV
FnuiKlfil till rill K th«- (It cat It"h lOiiiiUinic oi \'.<-'<, \\ h. n tun ice iiu-n. mn- sli»'.-t "iir rfnuUHlor , a
(uiptT luiiieer-. two iK»li»'fim'n, thi«'i- jiUistrrers. aiul mhiTs of the aristoci-ary were (iiDirantinctI )ii tli-
sani«> room of ihr Amt'i*i
PiihlU- Miittn: I may ko to Duki', but T. tl. Iliirm'imwcr: rnlimitcd.
1. r. .Thank ii.'.l Tm Pui-o). Calron Saint: Alfn-d trartfonl Vouiik of
l'"a\oriti' Drink : iiianjrc Ctush, Hosi.ni, Mass.
Secret <'re}*l : Two rampant .ia«kasses on a I'rrlVrriMl Typet*: C\ih roporttTS. anibularici?
lii'hi ol" liah\' blue. chasers, and dark horses.
I.niidf'st ltrn> to I'reslinien (if the other Frats leave any) : We are the Kreatest IndRc of our
kitnl this side of HiUsboro. We are looking you over, and we want you to eonslder uh seriously.
If you want to join us. ^et into sonio extra-eurrieuluni activity at onee. We are goint^ strong and
know how to pull the strings. We are YnunK, but watch our smoke.
ALPHA DELTA PI
••ALL DOIN'Ci rOOKLV
KMimd. d at tlie National Rusiness f'oUege in ?^\~ H. <'.. by Gloria Swauson. Clropaiia. Sapphira.
and tw " other stenographi-rs during a general strike far t)irei - ineh earrings and doubli'-l)arrcleil
lip stiiks.
Fnvorite Flower: Prune Bloom. Motto: i 'atch-as-cateh can; headlook never
Favorite Color: Never mind the cnlor. liar red.
I a\ orite Oriidi : Lux.
I'relt rred 'ly pes: Stenographers, liair dressers, niallieurists. anrl other Spearmint -ehewing "Mam-
mas."
Lnu
pi<-k «'f the enw-eds eVeiy >eai', and never lose mor<' than a doKcn bids a year. Just step right up.
get your pledge button, a i ouple of stielcs of Wriglejs, and ht's go strut on the street a while, sister.
Come our way. and get in on the fun. None of our girls e\'cr walk home- As social knock-outs, we
are the berries, strictly.
KAPPA I>KLTA
"KAN'T I>.\TK"
iif his Bathing Beauties afl'r a stormy week in the summer of
rounded by Mack S.-nnett and 10
l!'ls on the banks of the Eno River.
Motto: Break clean and don't hit in thtr Fa\orile l)i»-h:
clinches. I ii\ orite Iti'rr't :
Fnvorite >leat: Pink Ham. >a\ orite Sport:
Fa\ Orite Stone: Beryl.
Preferrcil Tyjips: Bathing beauties. choru.s girts, llapp- vs. antl any others we can get, especially
good 1 (inks, as \\i- can marry them off (luicker.
Loudest Yodel to Fre^liiiien: We are the stuff, and we admit it. We are the aristocrats of the
eow-ed population, and we are nuieh chased by ihe eow-ed so'kcrs. We have brains plus lool
rare lombi nation. Twenty -one out of our twenty sistci-s made Phi Beta Kappa last year. f)ur
history is glorious, for we were founded by the greatest benefactor of womankind ian
world has ever known.
Dill" Pickles.
"Huckleberry."
â– Peok'-ing.
ZKTA TAT ALPHA
••ZKTA TOPS ALL**
F:i\ orile \ esse!*.: "Pm ts,"
Secret .Motto: â– -.Shooter."
Favorite Oceiipation: "Taylor"-ins
Founded: We wonder wlierc. and b.v wboni.
>l«itto: ci.anq^e v
I'lnorite I'lower: I>ate bbissom.
Ia\orile (olor: Orange rouge.
|-'a\orite .\ntheni: "Bett'T to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all."
Loiide^^t .Me4>w to Freshmen: \\'e are. in our opinion, the keenest gvirruls on the campus. Coinu
up t" our wonrlcifiii summ.r ejunii. where the moonshin.- is wonderful and the atmosphere so full r,{
romance. Join us and boost your scholarship. We want you if you arc a Kentucky thoroughbred
or a Virginia aristocrat.
SKi.AI A TAT
"SO.ML TALKKKS"
Founded at the Milk Bottle Washers Ball at Crystal Lake one night last winter by Miss Fsa
Papolio and her country cousin. Ima Kow.
Favorite Flower: Cowslip. Favorite Hmnd: Boylshform.
Fii\orite Color: Kit. Motto: Ht'-.'^sed are the pure in heart.
Fa\ orite Song: "Where Are Vou Going. I'referred T.vpes: E.\-washcrwonien. niHk-
My Pretty Maid?" maids, and other dumb-belles.
Loiidefnt Moo to Freshmen: \\'& are young and weak, but our record and clothes are clean. We
hope to be a national sonn- day. but at the snail's pace we an- going it may take several millenniums.
But we are patient and ho|>eful. We have chapters on all the leading dairy farms, and none of
our milkmaids ever use powdt-r or rouge. We would make darling wives if some one would onlv
believe It. Join us and hide your light under a bushel.
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You bt'hold here the likeness of Gay.
Who had the greatest ambitiuii to play:
He was a crow in the nest,
But his crowing was best
When he had practically nothing to say.
At our chief we'll throw a bouquet;
On our campus he thinks he hoMls sway.
While the campus was diunk,
He slept on his bunk
And felt that the world was O. K.
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My line would give children a fit.
I know I am trite.
But thousands will bite
Where millions have already bit."
This Cannon boy sure is tlie thing;
He acts well both courtier or king.
They say that in love
He is heaven above,
But his portrait would seem to say "ping
V'oung Harriss exclaimed. "It's no dog,
V'ou can tell by the time of its Jog.
If it were not for that
It mif.ht be a rat.
Or more like a cow or a hog."
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And lie I'requent 1\- sta>'s up all night.
This pnitraii may l"'<'k lik«' tlie dirk.ns.
Hut there's no us*.- lo start ar.y liieUin^is;
V <>u ain't se en li i i n w .: 1 k .
Sn you've no room to tJvllc
L'ntil you Iiave yeen Stam on Piek<*ns.
A seholarly lad is Twa.ldell,
This meKsaye his pieture will tell.
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(Basing this upon la<-ls).
For a rliarming youMK lady he l" U.
T... .-.ri,. leion Ihi.' with the vike
Can play like the shades of a spook.
The ladies all say.
\Vhen they've heard him play:
"He's the bally sweet singer of Duke."
This [Mons young fellow . aile.i W.stl.i'M.k.
In the midst of his courses a rest to«>U.
His solemn ellileavor
Will fool some forever.
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SUCCESSORS TO THK TIUNKKTY C'lll!" INK -1 1 I,
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Kvrrythint/ But the Truth
FLUKE UNIVERSITY, N. C.
What Price, Glory
FLUKE UNIVERSTY FLOATS FLUKE LIBERRY IS MADE
FLOURISHING BOND ISSUE TO SERVE NOVEL PURPOSE
Siillirient I'luuls
Will lU' >lrtde Availji!>U' t(
Sti'irken Institiitioti
llevive l*-
l'';n'-l''iinitMl
jibiiity is Converted Ki-oni An I'ldnntt rmal
Huil
Whul is r.-^ai(Kti as p. rhai>s th.-
most iistoundins and luitstfinding
business dt'ul fVt-r pulli'd off in
Vnivi-rsity <-irfles was brousht to a
close last Suiulay. TIh' small and
insignini-ant littU- srlmol known
as Kluke rniviTsily. which is lo-
cati'tl in Ihe sleepy little rross-
roads town or Rurham. N. C. was
able to float a pt-rpetuai bond issue
of $sO0,OOn at an interest rate of
\k of 1%. whieh is on a par with
the rate albiwed undi r the Vol-
steail law. The issue was bandied
by the Intiilelity Bank, and it was
largely through ihtir skillful
manipulation that the bonds were
so suceessfully distributed.
Although the sehule itself had
never been heard of outside the
county, the offieials had made for
themselves a reputation that was
as well known as Ivory Soap,
99 4-1 /100% pure, and this fact
alone assured the sale of the
bonds. r>r. Hotlon of the Eco-
nomies Department, collected the
necessary ihtta for putting through
the deal, as Charlie Barkham was
too busy correcting math papers
t.i collect these statistics.
It is interesting to consider the
many aspects as regards this vast
.sum of shekels which is to be
turned loose in this great old state
of ours. It is said that with this
addition to the regular income of
the college — which consists of the
large sums of money which are
derived from fines for too many
candlepowers, library fees, ath-
letic fees, damage fees, hospital
fees, and the many other im-i-
dental fees which the students
so willingly pay for the conven-
iences sustained — that the College
will be able to hold a position in
the state educational circles at
least on a par with A. & T. or Kit-
trell.
The campus will also be more
than doubled by the purchase of
40 acres of land adjoining the
present campus. Four new build-
ings will be erected on this new
campus, as follows: A new ken-
nel for the Society of Yellow Dogs,
a silo to represent the more pro-
gressive agricultural element of
the student body, a tent for the
many sheiks who are expected to
be attracted to the institution,
and the Warner Office Building,
which will be occupied by the
higher officials of the institution,
as Mr. Warner himself, the Rev-
erend See E. Jurgen, and Mr. W.
Allen Pyrene.
If enough money is left over, a
new member or so may be added
to the faculty, but since this con-
stitutes a very non-essential part
of the modern university, the
money will perhaps be better util-
ized in working up the grounds.
It is thought, however, that a suf-
ficient amount will be included in
the budget to cover the cost of
leaving the lights on 15 minutes
longer at night and of keeping up
a pounil or more steam pressure in
the heating plant in the month of
January.
A poverty-stricken institution
has at last been put upon a firm
financial basis. Long may the
flag discontinue to wave over our
noble campus.
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I
And
But.
I've
I've
t be a statesman,
I may look like a tough,
man, I know my stuff,
called the signals for
team,
kicked the winning goal,
I've won six letters in my tin
Even though I've lost my
I've danced with 1 'rincess'
ters.
I'v." Ird the Junior Ball;
M>' name has been a password
In every college hall.
I've rated evei'y honor.
And now that I nm through,
I have a college education
But there's nothing T can do,
I've bummed along the
Grande,
I've roamed in fair Peru,