Emma Florence Cunliffe.

Southern accent, Sept. 2008-Apr. 2009 (Volume v.64) online

. (page 34 of 63)
Online LibraryEmma Florence CunliffeSouthern accent, Sept. 2008-Apr. 2009 (Volume v.64) → online text (page 34 of 63)
Font size
QR-code for this ebook


tires, lots of receipts too much
to list. $2,85o/obo jdicker-
[email protected]

04 Ford Focus SVT | Lim-
ited Ed. Blue, "

all the extra's, 73K, well main-
tained,

, great shape;, $5,495 Call Justin
@ 308-9610



For sale | Underwater mir-
ror. Shows clear reflection un-
der water without distortion.
$25/obo. Call Jason Maxie at
434-770-8846.

For sale | C.B. Radio (mobile
unit) with 40 channels and
two emergency channels. $75.
Complete with antenna, mike
and hanger. Call George Web-
ster at 423-728-4340.

Guitar | Electric guitar with
amp. Washburn X-series me-
tallic blue...this guitar is prac-
tically new and includes a can-
vas backpack style case.
Asking $i5o/obo. Call
423-208-2618 or e-mail
[email protected]

Classical/folk guitar |
made by Hohner. Contessa
model HG 14 and case. All
good strings and good condi-
tion. Looks new! Comes with a
Teach Your Self Classical Gui-
tar chord book. Asking $150.
Email [email protected]
if you are interested.

Drum set | Black, spc Tama
Swingstar drum kit with 16"
Zildjian Medium Crash, 17"
Zildjian A Custom Fast Crash,
20" Sabian ProSonic Ride, 13"
Sabian ProSonic hats, 10" Sa-
bian B8 Pro Splash. Gibraltar
throne, all hardware included.
14" Tama maple snare. $750.
Call Stuart 706-676-1295

RC Airplane | Radio-con-
troled airplane, Electristar.
Comes with 4 channel ra-
dio, chargers, batteries and
box, ready to fly. If you
have questions, call Rob at
423-322-8738.

Telescope | Message
Meade 8" telescope. Ex-
cellent condition. $250.
Please call 423-503-7802 or
423-505-5913-



Apple MacBook laptop

13" Apple MacBook (White),
Clean, 2.0 GHz Intel Core Duo
processor, 200GB Hard Drive,
2GB of RAM, with latest soft-
ware (Leopard, iLife '08, &
iWork '08 installed). Apple-
Care Factory Warranty. $845.
Call Carol at (423) 396-9377

1 Brand new pair of Smith
sunglasses | Large fit. Po-
larchromic lenses. Chrome
fade frames. $150 [email protected]
southern.edu

Build a Board | I have a
Sector 9 carving deck, 78mm
wheels w/ fresh Speed Cream,
risers, but NO trucks. We sell
all or piece out. Contact Brian
423-883-3288

Paintball gun for sale |

2 paintball markers, Minimag
(all upgrades) and VM-68,
tons of extras. If you know
what it is, you know what its
worth. Steal it for $200. Call
Jonathan 423-605-8437.

Marissa's Bakery | What do
you enjoy eating Friday eve-
ning for supper? Do you starve
on Sabbath mornings when
the cafe is closed? How about
some fresh banana bread?
Delicious blueberry muffins?
Savory Cinnamon Rolls? If so,
call 916-847-9495, or e-mail
[email protected]
edu with your order by 4 p.m.
every Thursday afternoon

Dog pen for sale | 6 x 6 x 10

All hardware included. Call
Katrina at 423-284-6954

Missing iPod Nano | black
8 Gb. Clear plastic case with
black rubber back. Lost near
gym or Brock. Please contact
Tanya at (828) 337-6965 or
[email protected]
Thank-you!



Camping Backpack | Dela-
tor Future Vario 50+10. Awe-
some Pack, basically brand
new, only used 3 times. $140
Austin: 937-684-2254

Netgear RangeMax WNDA

3100 Dual Band Wireless-
N Adapter. High speed USB
wireless adapter for 802.11
A,G, and N.

In new condition and comes
with original packaging. $20.
Call: 423-503-3404

Whirlpool fridge | Black,
dorm-sized fridge in good con-
dition for $90. Call Samara at
423-313-0832 or e-mail at
[email protected]

Brand new xbox | 360 elite
console 120 gb hard drive with
HDMI and all accessories in-
cluded. 423-331-0393-

Printer | Epson photo print-
er . If you have questions, call
Rob at 423-322-8738.



Media viewer for sale

MyVu pmv-i003i "solo edi-
tion" personal media viewer
(video glasses) - for 5th gen
iPod video only. Watch movies
on your iPod without strain-
ing to see the tiny screen, $55.
Call Jonathan 423-605-8437.

Great ski-in/ski-out resort

North-central Utah, 55 miles
from Salt Lake City. 2 BR /loft
sleeps up to 8. For more info
call 423-504-7873 (Erika) or
423-504-5188 (Brianne).



.Visit th& Z^r

Accent-
ONLINE!

accent.southern.edu



jdick.



[email protected]



12 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT



humor



Bumming for the ID cardless



Adam Wamack

H""«" Fi"m»

Here at Southern, your life
force is connected 100 per-
cent to your ID card. If you
lose it, you may not survive
the day, certainly not the week
and don't even think about
the semester. You have to use
your ID card for everything:
eating food anywhere, sign-
ing out, signing in, entering
your dorm, entering your hall,
checking out books, playing
billiards in the Student Center
and many, many other daily
activities of a college student.
But count your blessings-
one day we'll have to swipe to
enter our bathrooms, to get a
single square of toilet paper,



to turn the lights on/off, to
talk to friends in the cafe or
to even breathe the air. How-
ever, by some strange series of
events, if you happen to lose
your card, life does not need
to end— there is always hope!
Here are a few ideas of what
you can do without your ID
Card here at SAU to survive.

. You're still allowed to
breathe without an ID Card...
for now.

• Stand in the begging line
outside of KK's hoping that
someone will not want to fin-
ish a Panini Turkey or Quesa-
dilla.

• Sneak in the back of CK,
pretend you work there, and



make yourself a nice meal.

. Ask around to see who has
extra $$ on their card in the
cafeteria (advice: avoid wast-
ing time asking most guys and
those super-thin girls who eat
like a grown man and gain ab-
solutely no a pound).

. Follow your roommate
around until he also needs to
go to the room.

• If you know you're late,
sleep in your car because you
can't get into the dorm.

• Pray that your suite mate
is around to let you into your
room (advice: don't annoy,
by sly, because your suite
mate must be an ally and not
an enemy)



How to let him (or her) down easy



Adam Wamack

HiiMnn FniTOH



Wondering how tp say "no" to a guy (or girl, I suppose) you don't want to date, but don't want
to hurt? Well, when they ask you out (or use some cheesy Christian pick up line) you can use these
presubscribed, legitimate let-downs as a sure way to stay single! Try it; they're fun, safe, and ef-
fective!



Spoken Options

"Maybe we can just be

friendS.* *Let-Down CLASSIC

"I just don't think
that now is a good
time for me."



"I'm just not sure what I want

right nOW." *Let-Down CLASSIC

"Oh this? No, this is my
chastity ring."



"I don't really want to
date; I am working on
my career."

*Oo, I donl know I
hang out with groups of



Other Options

Just wait until the problem goes away.
Just be honest.
Join a convent.



"Well, maybe we could go to
vespers as friends."

"Sorry, I am dating God only."

"it's not you; it's me,"

*Let-Down CLASSIC

only

"Thursday's no good
for me, I have a bible
study."



THURSDAY, JANUARY 15, 2009

Adam Wamack

Humor Editor

. [email protected]




The rain is gone!

too bad it wasn't as cold as it is now
when it was raining so that it could
have snowed: 1 mm of snow = "no-
school-day" for SAU. Cross your
fingers.



Traffic coming back to Southern.

College football bowl games, after holiday
travel, accidents on both sides of the
highway, and being right in the middle of
rush hour is a great recipe for unhappiness.



Collegedale Exxon actually
having competitive prices!

At $1.65/gal. and not $3.78/gal. extra, one
can fill up at Four Corners and feel good
with still-deep pockets.



New semester, new worries.

Learning how teachers work and how

to work the teachers is always a difficult \K — J

task when the semester begins.



Break was great!

You got to watch TV all day, sleep in till
late in the afternoon, eat whatever you
want, drink soda pop with all your meals,
and be unhealthy in general. Now you do
the same things but there are dire conse-
quences.



The cafeteria running out of
haystacks on Friday.

/ had a plate full of chips, with a bit
of cheese, olives, and a few beans...
not exactly a complete haystack. It
is pretty sad that when we run out of
what is undoubtedly the greatest con-
tribution that Adventists have made to
food and eating.




JANUARY 22, 2009



Single-digit

.emperatures
Veeze pipes,
ause damage

mily Young

AtJAGlMC_lDlIQH



mkniaiait



SOUTHERN

ACVENTIST UNIVERSITY



Temperatures in the single
gits not only stung students'
ces as they walked to church
i Saturday, but also froze
pes in several buildings
ross campus.

The most serious of these
stances was in the Southern
Uage apartments.
Sprinkler system pipes
Ifioze in the attic above Maple
Hcausing the ceiling to cave
m. Wet insulation covered
the apartment and the water
Keped through the floor into
[ffie apartment below, Maple 1.
■The service department
Eoved the belongings of the
Effiht effected students out of
Eje apartments. Southern of-
fcls offered to pay for hotel
fommodations, but the stu-
Eits chose stay in the men's
Limitary because of the con-
venience of living on campus.
■The school has been really
jjd," said Doug Baasch, a se-
||r music performance major
B> lived in Maple 1. "They
Be been really accommodat-
ing."

Wm service department
^worked with the plant
department on



Duces



H SEE FIX



see FLOODING page 4



ACCBNT.souTHBRN.BDu • Tke student voice since 1926 volume 6 4) ,ss UE x 4



* tudents celebrate inauguration



Students watched eagerly
as Barack Obama was sworn
in as the 44th president of the
United States Tuesday.

The National Mall filled as
more than one million viewers-
came to witness the inaugura-
tion in Washington DC.

Brian Gauthier, a senior
history and international stud-
ies major, drove to Washing-
ton DC with some friends to
experience the event. Despite
below-freezing temperatures,
Gauthier and friends waited
outside for 12 hours to see the
president.

"It was chilling to hear him
take the oath of office," Gau-
thier said. "It was such a mo-
mentous event. What struck
me was how committed and
excited everyone was."

Others stayed at school.
Gordon Beitz, Southern's pres-
ident, invited students to "take
advantage of this opportunity
to watch history unfold," by




President Barack Obama walks down Pennsyh
White House in Washington Tuesday, Jan. 20.



encouraging teachers to dis
miss 11 a.m. classes early.

Nancy Valencia, a junior art I'm feeling right now," Valen

therapy major, watched the cia said during the ceremony,

inauguration in the School of "This is history in the mak-

Journalism & Communication ing. It's totally new. When



°ffi ce - [Obama] walked in, my heart

"Words cannot express how started pounding. "

Tara Becker, a junior public
relations major was pleased
withObama's speech.



Record number of students serve the community



Jason Busch
Staff Writer



Community service day
at Southern turned out to be
the largest one on record with
more than 850 students show-
ing up to help their commu-
nity at 70 different sites. It is



estimated that students saved
organizations in the commu-
nity more than $22,000.

"I'm definitely excited that
this is the most we've had,"
said Melissa Tortal, communi-
ty service director. "I'm look-
ing forward to this number
continuing to grow."



Despite receiving convoca-
tion credit and free food for
participation, most students
who got involved did so for
other reasons.

"Serving is a good thing,"
said Chloe Perez, a freshman
English major. "When we're
blessed we should share the



blessings with others. We're
shedding light in that area
today."

However, there was added
motivation for clubs and in-
dividuals to recruit people to
help. The top three



|ndex__




News




Religion


6


Opinion




■festyles


8


Spoils


9


lampus Chatter


10


Bassifieds




Bumor


12



ONLINE

ffl



Did the presidential
inauguration live up
to the hype? Vote and
see the results at
accentsouthern.edu.



CARTOONS




Wondering what this
guy keeps in his bed-
room? See page 12 to
find out.



2 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT



Q



Students prepare for job fair



John Shoemaker

Siaif Writes



Southern students are pre-
paring to interact with corpo-
rate leaders and companies at
Meet the Firms on Thursday,
Feb. 19 at the Collegedale
Church from 2 to 5 p.m.

The Schools of Business
& Management, Journalism
& Communication, Comput-
ing, Nursing and the English
department are all preparing
students for Meet the Firms
through various methods. Pro-
fessors as well as office man-
agers are constantly e-mailing
students, distributing flyers,
advocating the event in class
and specifically sending invi-
tations to juniors and seniors.
The School of Business &
Management is educating its
students by requiring an up-
per division course, preparing
to meet the firms, in order to
teach students the importance
of etiquette, resume writing,
and interview skills.

"I have had an awesome ex-
perience with Meet the Firms,"
said Misael Dominguez, a
junior accounting major. "It
has given me experience and
helped me prepare for when I
graduate and I am out in the
world of business seeking that
perfect job."

Special guest speakers pres-



ent specific skills each class
period in order to enhance the
skills needed to be successful
in the business world.

Carrie Harlin, director of
Students in Free Enterprise,
said Meet the Firms is a posi-
tive event regardless of wheth-
er or not students are able to
find ajob.

"Evern if you don't see the
company you are looking for
at Meet the Firms, it is still a
good idea to network, brush
up on your interviewing skills
and get your name out there,"
Harlin said.

Alexandru Mihai, a mas-
ter's student in business ad-
ministration believes Meet
the Firms is helpful for every
student.

"Meet the Firms is a great
opportunity for students to
get familiarized with local and
national companies," Mihai
said. "Students get a chance to
network with these companies
and understand what employ-
ers look for in employees."

Although Meet the Firms is
held semiannually in thespring
and fall semesters, a health ca-
reer fair is held on the same
day as Meet the Firms in the
spring. Southern's adminis-
tration is hoping to change the
scheduling in order to provide
an opportunity for students to
participate in both events.



WEWJ : -I

Southern grad returns to be librarian



Vol. 64. Issue 14



Thursday, January 22, 2009



gouthtrn accent^



EMILY YOUNG
KATIE HAMMOND
RACHEL HOPKINS
SARAH HAYHOE
CHRIS CLOUZET



ZACK LIVINGSTON

ADAM WAMACK

KATIE DEXTER
IAYOUT & DESIGN

AIMEEBURCHARD



HANNAH KUNTZ
KAITLIN ELLOWAY



MATT ZUEHLKE
MATT TURK



Laure Chamberlain



For questions or comments [email protected]
For all advertising inquiries, please e-mail Matt Turk at stadentadmgrggmaU.o



Juue HrrTLE
Staef Writer —



Katie McGralh joined the
library staff as the reference
and instruction librarian on
Jan. 5.

McGrath graduated from
Southern in 2000 with a Bach-
elor of Arts degree in English.
She was also a Southern Schol-
ar and was awarded Southern
English Major of the Year. She
also holds a master's degree in
education in instructional me-
dia and instructional technol-
ogy from East Tennessee State
University.

Before coming to Southern,
McGrath was head librarian
at Michigan Avenue School
in Cleveland, Tenn. Although
she enjoyed her previous job,
McGrath said she is glad to be
back at Southern.

Frank Di Memmo, media
librarian, is pleased to have
McGrath working at Southern
as well. "She's full of exciting
ideas," Di Memmo said.

McGrath said she always
hoped to return to Southern.



"I was in love with South-
ern," she said. "My parents
had a hard time getting me to
leave."

As the reference and in-
struction librarian, McGrath
has many responsibilities,
one of which is helping teach
classes on how to utilize the li-
brary's resources. Teachers of-
ten bring their students in for
a class period, and McGrath
can show them how they can
find information with library
resources.

"She's a really friendly per-
son, and you can tell she's
really eager to help students
out," said Rachel Fehl, a junior
English major. "I heard her
say once, Tou know, don't be
afraid to come into my office,
even if my doors are closed.
They only make me close my
doors 'cause I'm too loud.'"

Besides helping students;
McGrath also oversees interli-
brary loans. If a student needs
a book or article that the li-
brary does not have, McGrath
can get it for them within sev-
en days.




Another one of McGralk'J
responsibilities is to help «
ganize events.

McGrath said she
like to see more events t
place in the library so it canlJ
a cultural haven. Her ideasit
elude showcasing artwork, ij
viting small groups to perfonj
chamber music and bringi
in numerous lecture series.

McGrath said, "Yon caul
always make it to the Hunlg|
Museum or other events 4
take place downtown, so v
feel that this is a great v
enrich our students' expef
ences at Southern."



Employees recognized at Christmas bruncl



KaraTurpen

Staff Wgrrrp



Special awards were given
to Astrid Conibear and Pierre
Nzokizwanimana at the annual
employee Christmas Brunch.

Conibear, the office manag-
er of the School of Education
and Psychology was given the
President's Award for Cus-
tomer Service Excellence and
Nzokizwanimana, a professor
in the modern languages de-
partment, was given the Presi-
dent's Award for Community
Service Excellence.

"It was a surprise," said
Nzokizwanimana. "But, ser-
vice is the type of things I do
naturally."

The turnout at the brunch
was unexpectedly high, with
more than 500 employees and
their families in attendance.

"It's one of the few times
of the year that there is the
option for all employees and
their families to come togeth-



er and fellowship," President
Gordon Bietz said.
. The brunch is a time to ap-
preciate many employees.
There are awards, not only for
customer service and commu-
nity service, but also for the
number of years that an em-
ployee has worked at South-
ern.

"Administration wanted to
recognize employees for their
time at Southern, whether it
was five or 40 years," said Joy-
lynn Michals, administrative
assistant to the president. "It
was decided to use the annual
employee Christmas Brunch
in December and to also rec-
ognize the employees for spe-
cial awards."

Conibear nearly missed the
festivities. Her Sunday was full
of work and she was struggling
to find time for what needed to
be done.

"I was so busy that day that
I almost didn't go. I thought T



just can't make it today.' I
Dean [John Wesley Taylor!!
ended up calling my huste
informing us that he I
place for us at his table,"
bear said.

Plaques were given to C
bear and Nzokizwanii
engraved with their respi
recognition and a m
gift, which Conibear s
nice to have for the ho

"To receive an awai
viously an encourag
Nzokizwanimana said. *i
I am doing something nj»
am indeed very appreci««|
the gesture itself."

Bietz handed out tl« j|
dent's Awards for r
Service and CommunjM
vice, and announced w]
ployee Recognition M
which the vice P^
handed out to the*

they work with.



■ -i



URSPAY, JANUARY 22, 2009



invocation speaker gives advice



THE SOUTHERN ACCENT 3



unda Allen

,[J»UBB

le School of Journalism
lommunication kicked off
md semester with guest
iker Mike Andrews, Web
producer and manager
VRCBTV.com, for depart-
t convocation on Thurs-
Jan. 15-

Udrews stressed the im-

poce of students mak-

emselves as valuable as

lible by learning as many

ft as they can, diversifying

B knowledge and becom-

igwell-rounded.

^[Don't be afraid to learn,"

^ews said.

lews, who shared his
Resume with students, ex-
ped that every job he has
helped him learn new
ffithat he then applied later
his career.

"It was interesting how he
puch a long stretch of jobs
him end up where
today, and how the skills
[uired then are able to be
now, " said Aaron Cheney,
mass communication

Sdrews talked about the
rtance of networking
utilizing networking Web




Students to tour Europe

Southern plans a trip for this May



Yvonne Saint-Viluers
SiAtr Wruer



sites.

"I found it interesting his
use of Twitter and Facebook
and its importance for net-
working and news reporting,"
said Michael Hadley, a sopho-
more mass communication
major.

Andrews advised students
to decide what they want to
do and to be proactive. He
warned against waiting until
the last minute to look for a
job.

"I liked his advice on how
to prepare for my career and
the tips on what to learn and
focus on," said Emily Lynes, a
freshman broadcast journal-
ism major.



Andrews shared his knowl-
edge and advice as a profes-
sional, giving students insight
on what is happening in the
media world and how best to
make the most of their future
careers.

"We wanted to bring some-
one in from the professional
world who could give our
students a first-hand glimpse
of the changes happening in
the media today," said Greg
Rumsey, dean of the School
of Journalism & Communica-
tion. "I was pleased with the
practical examples and advice
Mr. Andrews offered."



The social work and fam-
ily studies department has
planned a European Study
Tour to take place May 4
through May 28, 2009.

On this tour, students will
explore eight different coun-
tries: France, Italy, Germany,
Austria, Switzerland, England,
Belgium and the Netherlands.
Students who wish to go can
receive up to six credit hours
at a total cost of $4,999 for the
tour. The tour cost includes
round trip airfare, hotel ac-
commodations, in-country
travel, one meal per day and
basic insurance.

Ed Lamb and Stanley Ste-
venson, professors in the so-
cial work department are the
chaperones for the tour. Lamb
started the European tour for
the social work department in
1989. The tour is offered every
other year. Stevenson has ac-
companied Lamb on the tours
since 2002.

The European Study Tour is
a great opportunity for anyone



who not only wishes to receive
credits, but also to experi-
ence Europe in a way that not
many others get to. The tour is
unique because Lamb and Ste-
venson take the students off
the beaten pathto experi-
ence the people and culture
for themselves and not just to
visit the tourist spots.

"Students are not just go-
ing to see architecture, but to
immerse themselves in the
culture," Stevenson said.

Lamb and Stevenson are
finalizing the itinerary for the
tour now and are both very ex-
cited about some of the desti-
nations they plan on going to.
"Gimmelwald, Switzerland
is my favorite place to visit,
and Venice is one of the most
unique cities in the world,"
Lamb said.

Many students have already
signed up to go on the tour.
Brandon Pierce, a junior so-
cial work major said, "I am so
grateful for the opportunity to
go to Europe I have never been
out of the country. I think it is
an amazing price for an amaz-
ing trip."



JwsClouzet
!nnoa_



diool of Music receives Steinway pianos



In its first visible step to-
»d becoming an All-Stein-
>y School, Southern's School
(Music will be moving 21 new
*way & Sons pianos into
rWVood Hall during an
■"Touse today. Doors will
^between 3 p.m. and 6
f anyone to come and
the first pianos being

Kextremelyfortunate
ffed to have a dynamic
,ln g team of top-level
faals here at the uni-
eeply committed
|»f this project outside
-J^rsity," said Peter

c^r s ,r ofessorinthe

■**. corporate and



foundation relations direc-
tor for advancement, said the
fundraising has been success-
ful thus far due to numerous
alumni who are interested in
Southern's music program
and have donated generously.
These gifts have made it pos-
sible for Southern to become
one of five schools in Ten-
nessee honored to become
an All-Steinway School. The
prestigious title distinguish-
es institutions where more
than 90 percent of the pianos
placed in studio, practice and
performance areas are made
b ySteinway & Sons.

These instruments are the
overwhelming choice of pia-
nists due to their rich tone and
depth, as well as their beauty,
Cooper said. Consequently,
about 98 percent of piano so-



loists choose to perform on
Steinway pianos located any-
where from Ackerman Audito-
rium to Carnegie Hall, Cooper
said.

We are



Online LibraryEmma Florence CunliffeSouthern accent, Sept. 2008-Apr. 2009 (Volume v.64) → online text (page 34 of 63)