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went on an' Vicksburg come and one night a feller
galloped into town hyar and hitched. "When'd you
hear from Joe ?" sez he. "Last week," I sez. "How
was he?" sez he, a-foolin' round tightenin' up his
girth. "All right," sez I, and he sez : "Joe's dead."
(Pause. To MADELINE .) I kin see yer gramma yet,
a-cryin' by the well, pettin' the corner of it where
Joey'd been. Bym' by, I leant over to tech her, but
she drawed away, a-tremblin' and a-sayin: "For
Gawd's sake, Milt Shanks, yer unclean !" (Pause.
To MRS. MANNING.,) . His mother (Pause) two
or three days she was pinin' with her face agin the

letters he'd wrote home, and then (Pause.)

At the church instead of the trouble I expected
from the neighbors, they was all strange-like an'
kind, 'cept when I went to look in the black coffin
under the flag, where Joey was. Newt Gillespie

took me by the arm and (Pause.) You tell

'em, Newt, what you said to me. *^_-.

GILLESPIE. I hev told 'em more'n once.

SHANKS. Tell her. She never heered it.

GILLESPIE. I'd give my word 'fore he died.

SHANKS. (To M ADELINE. ) His word to Joey.

GILLESPIE. Yes. He said : "If you take me back,
don't let him see me. If he on'y fought on the other
side, I'd o' been proud, even if he'd been the one
that shot me but no copperhead." An' I did. Right
in the church, I jes' tuk him by the arm and said:

"It was his particular last request " quiet-like,

as I'm talkin' now, and led him out o' the church.
An', by God, I'd do it

MADELINE. Oh, Grandpa!

SHANKS. That left only little Elsie, yer ma an'
she was so little I couldn't leave her alone, and I


was carryin' her on my arm. Newt Gillespie was
the only man 'at spoke to me and in the whole
United States yes, in the whole world only one
man wrote to me. (Pause) I kep' his letter nat-
ural (Gets letter from box.) I'm gonna ask

Colonel Hardy ter read it. (Takes letter from old
flag and hands it, open, to HARDY.J Careful, Col-
onel. It's a keepsake with me. An' then that's all
I've got to say. If 'twasn't fur Madeline and Philip
and I know they're lovin' each other and sep-

HARDY. My God ! Who's crazy you or I
Milt Shanks! Milt Shanks!

RANDALL. What is it, Colonel?

SHANKS. Read it, Colonel Hardy.

HARDY. (Reads) "Executive Mansion, Wash-
ington, April nth, 1865. Mr. Milton Shanks, Mill-
ville. Dear Milt: Lee's surrender ends it all. I
cannot think of you without a sense of guilt, but it
had to be. I alone knew what you did and, even
more, what you endured. I cannot reward you
man cannot reward anything worth while there is
only One who can. I send you a flag handkerchief.
(SHANKS unconsciously touches the flag.) It is not
new, but you will prize it the more for that. I hope
to shake your hand some time. Your friend, A.

SHANKS. Colonel, do you recollec' the time you
druv me to the train in March o' sixty-one?

HARDY. Very well. You went to look at cattle.

SHANKS. That's what I told you. I wuz called
to Washington by Lincoln, an* two days later, at
night, in his library White House he walked over
to'erd a winder, and, without turnin' round, he says :

"Milt " (Pause.) Funny I remember a clock

tickin' on the mantelpiece (Pause.) I sez:

"Mr. President " (Pause.) "Milt, how much

do you love yer country?" (Pause.) "I cahilate


I'd die for it," I sez. (Shakes head.) "Thousands
o' boys is a-cryin to do that." Then he turned
round. "Would you give up sumpin' more'n life?"
(Pause.) "Try me," I sez. The President run his
hands through his hair an* went on : "It means to be
odious in the eyes of men and women ter eat yer
heart out alone fur you can't tell yer wife ner
chile ner friend." (Pause.) "Go on," I sez.
(Pause.) "The Southern sympathizers are organiz-
ing in our State really worse than the soldiers. I
want you ter jine them Knights o' the Golden Circle
ter be one of them their leader, if you kin. I
need you, Milt. Yer country needs you." (Pause.)
Hadn't been two minutes since he was laffin', but he
lifted his hands, and it seemed we wuz the only
folks in the world (Pause.) and that clock
(Pause.) funny I remember that. (Pause.) "I'll
do it," I sez. (Pause.) He tuk a little flag out o'
his pocket like as not this very one put it on the
table like I'm puttin' it. (Pause.) "As Chief
Magistrate of the nation, I'll muster you inter the
nation's service," he said. He laid my hand where
the blue is and all the stars, and put his hand over
mine. (Business suggested with cast.) Only open,
of course (Uses his own hand.) and said nothin*
(Pause. Nods.) jes' looked in my eyes an'

looked (Pause.) Well, I jined J em. (Pause.)

It was terrible, when I couldn't tell my boy (Looks
at PHILIP,) when he marched off. (To MRS. MAN-
NING.,) Sixteen, you know blue eyes (Pause.

MADELINE takes his hand and kisses it. The action
startles him a little.) It ruined the Governor that
pardoned me out o' Joliet, where I was convicted to
but I've allers figured he had his orders from
Washington same as me an' couldn't talk about
it. An even when Vicksburg come, and Joey was
dead, why, the war wasn't over.


HARDY. But, damn it, in all these years we've
despised you, why haven't you told ?

SHANKS. Told who? Couldn't tell Joey or his
mother, and, with them gone tellin' anybody seemed
so so useless. Only now, when it's separatin' her
an' Philip an' spoilin* her election in the school

HARDY. Her election ! Why, damn it, that story'd
elect a wooden Indian ! (GILLESPIE grabs SHANKS'

RANDALL. What are you doing?

GILLESPIE. Take that off. This coat don't belong
on me.

SHANKS. Newt not yer Grand Army coat?

GILLESPIE. Git in it ! Here's the hat. ( Goes to
door, carrying SHANKS' coat.) Bring him to that
meetin'. I'm a damn fool, but, by God, I ain't no
skunk ! (Exit.)

MADELINE. Oh, Grandpa!

SHANKS. (Loving the coat) The blue

RANDALL. The hat, Mr. Shanks!

SHANKS. An' a cord round it. If they was only
a lookin' glass.

MRS. MANNING. Come, Colonel. ('HARDY crosses
to SHANKS returns the letter. The two men join
hands in speechless emotion a moment.)

SHANKS. (Forviving) Tom! (HARDY pats
SHANKS' shoulder and moves on. With flag.) All
right, now, to carry this, ain't it?

PHILIP. I should say it was !

SHANKS. God! It's wonderful (Pauses and
inhales) to hev friends agin ! (Goes. PHILIP takes
MADELINE in his arms MRS. MANNING watching
them from right.)



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'("Happy-Go-Lucky.") A comedy in 3 acts. By Ian
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Into an aristocratic family comes Tilly, lovable and youthful,
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Farce-comedy in 3 acts. By George Cameron. 10 males,
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The action of the play takes place oa the S. S. "Florida,*'
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a set of false teeth, which creates endless complications among
passengers and crew, and furnishes two and a quarter hours of
the heartiest laughter. One of the funniest comedies produced in
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A charming comedy in 4 acts. By Jean Webster. The
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the play, by the easy doubling of some of the characters^
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^Dhe orphans appear only in the first act and may be played ,
hy small girls of any age. Four easy interior scenes*
Costumes modern. Plays 2% hours.

Many readers of current fiction will recall Jean Webster'*
"'Daddy Long-Legs." Miss Webster dramatized her story and ifc
tra presented at the Gaiety Theatre in New York, under Henry
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* 'Daddy Long-Legs" tells the story of Judy, a pretty little
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A comedy in 4 acts. By James Forbes. 3 males, 10
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An abj30x<&3 play of modern American family life. "The
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Comedy in 3 acts, by Harvey O'Higgins and Harriet
Ford. 5 males, 4 females. Interior throughout. Costumes,
modern. Plays 2^j hours.

Sherman Fessenden, unable to induce servants to remain for
any reasonable length of time at his home, hits upon the novel
expedient of engaging detectives to serve as domestics.

His second wife, an actress, weary of the country and longing
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The sleuths, believing they had been called to report on the
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Steve Mark, an actor friend, and that his daughter has been
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One sleuth causes an uproar in the house, making a mess of
the situations he has witnessed. Mr. Fessenden, however, has
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Price, 75 Cents.


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necklace from, the mother of the indiscreet youth, and the
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Dramatization in 3 acts, by Anne Crawford Flexner from
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1 interior, 1 exterior. Costumes modern and rustic. Plays
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A capital dramatization of the ever-beloved Mrs. Wiggs and
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Price, 75 Cents.


Comedy in 3 acts. By Csesar Dunn. 8 males, 5 females.

2 interiors. Modern costumes. Plays 2^4 hours.

A comedy of hustling American youth, "The Four-Fluster" is
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Price, 75 Cents.


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Farce in 3 acts. By Leo Ditrichstein. 7 males, 7 fe
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"Are You a Mason?" is one of those delightful farces liferf
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Elliott Nugent. 4 males, 4 females. 1 interior throughout.
Costumes, modern. Plays 2% hoars.

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architect, who comes to fix the water pipes, just because he
"understands" her, having read her book and having sworn to
marry the authoress. But in that story lies all the humor that
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