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[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
Galaxy Magazine April 1962.
Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]

She was a wonderful wife - sweet, pretty,
loving - but she would keep littering up
the house with her old, used-up bodies!


So help me, I'm not really a fiend, a monstrous murderer or a
Bluebeard. I am not, truly, even a mad scientist bucking for a billing
to top Frankenstein's. My knowledge of science ends with the Sunday
magazine section of the paper. As for the bodies of all those women the
front pages claim I butchered and buried somewhat carelessly out by the
garage, all that is just - well, just an illusion of sorts.

Equally illusory, I am hoping, is my reservation for a sure seat, next
performance, in the electric chair which now seems so certain after the
merest formality of a trial.

Actually I am, or was, nothing but a very normal, average - upper middle
average, that is - sort of a guy. I have always been friendly, sociable,
kindly, lovable to a fault. So how did lovable, kindly old I happen to
get into such a bloody mess?

I simply helped a little old lady cross the street. That's all.

All right, I admit I was old for Boy Scout work. But the poor old bat
did look mighty confused and baffled, standing there on the corner of
York and Grand Avenue, looking vaguely around.

So, "What the hell," I said to myself; and, to her, "Can I help you,
Madam?" I had to cross the street anyway. Traffic being what it was, I
figured I'd feel a little safer with her for company. It was silly, of
course, to think that a poor old lady on my arm would ever inhibit the
Grand Avenue throughway traffic but I tried it. Good job I did, too.

It was an early fall afternoon, a bit before rush hour. I had knocked
off work early. It was too nice a day for work and besides the managing
editor had fired me again. I had nothing better to do, so I thought I'd
wander over to Maxim's for a drink or two. Then, on the corner, I found
the old lady.

She was a pretty sad-looking old lady. Matter of fact she was - just
standing there, not even trying - the worst-looking old lady I ever
saw. She looked, to put it kindly, like a three-day corpse that had
made it the hard way after a century of poor health. First I thought,
hell, I'll give the old bag of misery a boost, shove her under a bus or
something. It would be the decent, kindly thing to do.

I spoke, tentatively. She half-turned and looked up at me from her
witch's crouch. The eyes in the beak-nosed, ravaged ruin of a face were
big, luminous, a glowing green. They clearly belonged elsewhere and
there was a lost, appealing look in them. There was a demand there,

"I - uh - that is, would you care to cross with me, Madam?" I asked her.

She took my arm. There was a moment's lull in the wake of a screaming
prowl car. I muttered a word of prayer and we were off the curb. The
old hag was surprisingly quick. It looked as though we were going to
make it. Then, three-quarters across, I came down with a rubber heel in
an oil slick just as a roaring, grinding cement-mixer truck was coming
down on me like an avalanche. My feet went up. I gave the old witch a
shove clear and shut my eyes for fear the coming sight of smeared blood
and guts - my own - would make me sick.

* * * * *

And then, instead of a prone, cringing heap on the pavement sweating
out the ten-to-one odds against all those wheels missing me, I was
airborne. Cable-strong arms caught and lifted me. We were racing down
field, elusive, unstoppable, all the way - touchdown.

So there we were, safe on the sidewalk. Traffic on the freeway, gaping
at us, was chaos as the frail, doddering little old lady put me down.
Me, I was never any extra large size. But still, a touch under six
feet, maybe a little too friendly with beer and rich desserts - say,
210 pounds - I had considered myself a little big for convenient
carrying about.

This was something new in little old ladies.

I stared down at her. She wasn't even breathing hard. In fact I
couldn't tell if she was breathing at all. "Madam," I said, "my sincere
thanks and admiration. I wonder now. If you're not late for practice
with the Bears or something, perhaps we could go someplace and talk?" I
couldn't guess what, but there was for sure some sort of a story here.
If I could get something hot for the Sunday magazine, I'd have my job

The old crone looked up at me with those oddly out of place, compelling
eyes of hers. "You will listen to me? You will help?"

"Madam, help you don't need. But listen, yes. This is my great talent.
I will be happy to listen to you."

I thought a quiet booth and a couple of cold ones in Maxim's would be
nice. No. She wondered in a different, quavering old voice, if greater
privacy might not be better. "What I have to tell you, young man, may
be difficult for you to grasp. It may be necessary to show you some

"Uh." She wasn't the type of doll I favored taking home for a sociable
evening but it wouldn't have seemed mannerly to say no to the look of
appeal in her eyes. "All right."

We went on over to the parking lot and I drove her to the very
comfortable home out in Oakdale that Uncle John and Aunt Belle turned
over to me when they rolled off to see the world from their house
trailer a year and a half back. Of course they dropped anchor in
Petersburg and haven't budged since, but I guess it gives them the
footloose feeling they were looking for. And I have the house, which is
quite a pleasant little place.

I think Aunt Belle figured giving me the house would offset my own
dubious attributes so that some nice girl might just possibly marry and
make something of me. But I kept a picture on my bureau of Uncle John,
standing by the sink in his apron, and was still holding out.

Well, the old bat didn't clue me in on anything on the drive out there
in my car. We chatted along the way, mostly her asking the questions,
me answering. She was just a visitor to the town, she said. She wanted
to find out all about it - with ten thousand nonsensical questions.

I parked in the drive and we went in. While she settled down on the
sofa I went to the bar, my addition to the home furnishings, to fix
a drink; wondered if there might still be any tea knocking around;
thought better of that and mixed two drinks. Then I turned back toward

"Now," I said, "tell me."

"Well," announced that ravaged wreck of an old woman, "the fact is that
I am from another world."

"Oh, hell," I said, "how did you come in? By saucer or by broom?" It
was a mean remark, I suppose. Not kindly. Even so, the way she took it
seemed all out of proportion. The old bat's face suddenly went slack.
She slumped over sideways on the sofa, those big, green eyes open,
staring, empty. There was no need to go check for a pulse or heartbeat.
She was plainly, revoltingly dead.

"Ugh!" I said and tossed off one of the two drinks I was holding. It
seemed the thing to do.

* * * * *

"Do not be alarmed," said an apparent voice. "I am really perfectly all
right. I have simply left that poor vehicle I was using. I had thought,
wrongly it now seems, that communication with you chemically powered
life forms might be easier if I too were concealed within one such

The voice actually wasn't so much a voice as a voice impression. It
came from a point in the air above the body on the sofa. And it did
make an impression. It came through in a rush of meanings, too loud
somehow, almost overpowering.

I looked toward the point of origin. That's what it was, as near
as anything, a tiny pin-point of intense, green-gold light. It was
too intense; I had to turn my eyes away. My head started to ache. I
felt and knew that, whatever species this might be, my visitor was a
female of it. She was, at the moment, horribly overbearing. She was
communicating effectively, enthusiastically, but unclearly and it
wasn't easy. Not on me, anyway. My mind was swamped with a mass of
concepts, jabber and ideas, like all the women's clubs of the world
talking at once.

I groaned and staggered back against the bar. "All right," I yelled,
"all right, I believe you. You come from another world. You are an
amazing, wonderful girl and I am proud to entertain you. But please - go
back to being an old woman, or something I can handle."

The ravaged old crone's eyes glowed again. She blinked and sat up.
"Please don't shout so. I can hear you," she remarked primly.

I drained the other drink and put both glasses back on the bar. "Ugh.
Uh, that's better. But who - where - what - ?"

"Please do stop and think a minute," the old witch told me. "If you
will simply use that electro-chemical mental equipment of yours, you
will find that I have already given you the answers to those questions
about who and what I am and where I come from."

"Nonsense." But then it came to me that she had. I just hadn't taken
time to sort any of it out.

I tried sorting. Much of it remained fuzzy, I suppose because some
aspects were so far outside the range of anything known to me. She
was, the way I got it, a life form based on something approximating
atomic energy. She came from a dwarf star out someplace, I couldn't
quite place it, out Orion way I think. Sure, the entire concept was
beyond me and completely alien. And yet, oddly, in a lot of ways it
was like old home week. This was a kind of life totally different from
ours in all structure and development; and yet their kind of thought,
their relationship to their world and their social organization, seemed
weirdly familiar. They had work, recreation, social organization. They
reproduced by some sort of polarity business I didn't get then and
still don't; but it required mating and it certainly seemed a fair
approximation of sex.

They had arts based on forms and shaped patterns of energy. I don't
get it. She said it compared to our literature, music and painting
and I take her word for it. "Only," as she later explained a touch
wistfully, "terribly, terribly decadent in the present era."

* * * * *

There was their problem. Their social structure and individuals alike
seemed, at last, to be losing all vitality. The birth rate dropped.
Culture declined. They had, fairly recently by their standards,
discovered the possibility of freeing themselves from their sun and
travelling through space. But, while they found planets with chemical
life forms like us not uncommon in space, they had found no form
comparable to their own. Outside contacts, they had thought, might
stimulate and re-vitalize their society. But, of course, where there is
life there is politics. They had developed many and bitter differences
of opinion regarding the feasibility or value of any attempt to
communicate with chemical life forms. There was a party for, a party
against and several favoring an agonizing reappraisal of the position
whatever it might turn out to be. Nothing was done. And that, in due
course, had brought me my lone lady visitor.

The "communication" party decided to take action in spite of the
absence of official sanction. They worked cautiously, in secret.
Specially selected representatives with certain exceptional kinds and
degrees of sensitivity were made ready. Necessary energy supplies for
distant space travel were carefully hoarded. Chances of anything coming
of it were considered slim but ... there was the horrible old hag
sitting on my sofa, looking hopefully up at me out of great, youthfully
glowing green eyes.

Anyway, that's the way the thing shaped up in my mind. And it seemed
plenty hard to believe.

"Must I come out and show you again?"

"No," I said quickly. "Oh, no, please don't. I'm convinced."

"Or will be," she remarked cryptically. "Good. This now proves that
at least one level of communication between us is possible. This is
promising. It could mark the beginning of a relationship which may be
most stimulating for both life forms."

Well, it was startling at least, I would have to admit that. "Speaking
of forms," I said, "You sure picked an ugly one there. Why?"

"Oh? But I am only now beginning to understand your standards of
attraction. I took this structure - " she pointed one gnarled, knotty
hand at herself - "because in my own form no one seemed willing to
listen or accept me logically. They only yelled that I was an A-bomb
or a short circuit or lightning, or else simply pretended they didn't
see me at all. So I took this body, making only a few small internal
repairs and improvements. But then, until you came along, no one would
stop long enough to listen to me."

"Hum. Where'd you get it?"

"I picked it up at one of your places for them to die. What you
call the cold room at the County Hospital. There was, I admit, some

That I could believe.

"You are not nearly as different from us in mental processes and
customs as I should have thought. Such an intriguing life form, with
such amusing complications. Just strange enough to be exciting. Come
over here and sit by me."

She beckoned coyly, like a flirtatious girl, and winked one youthfully
glowing eye at me. The effect, in that ruin of a face, was appalling. I
stayed where I was.

"Oh," she said in a hurt tone, "you don't like me? And you seemed so
attractively receptive at first. How can we communicate completely
on your plane if you are to be so aloof?" She stopped and seemed to
concentrate a moment. I felt as if something gave my thoughts a brisk
stirring with a long swizzle stick.

"Damn it," I snapped, "quit that, you hear me? You've got to stop
messing around in my mind. It's an outrageous invasion of - "

"All right, all right," she said. "I won't do it again, I promise.
Unless - well, never mind." A typically feminine-type promise. "But now
I see that it is simply this body that offends you. Except for this,
you are quite ready to love me."

That was putting it a little strongly. I had to admit though, that she
was a pretty interesting proposition.

"It is odd to attach such importance to form. A chemical life
characteristic, I suppose. I do note that your own structure has
its - well. There is no reason for this present form of mine being a
problem between us. I shall simply change it."

"Oh?" Like changing a dress, she made it sound. It wasn't quite that

"You must make it clear to me what sort of body you prefer. Oh, I see.
That tall, widely curved one with the red hair. Yes, I see the
image ... my ... and so lightly clad. Very well. I will have this body
for you."

She was reading my mind again, the back corner section where I was
keeping a few brightly descriptive memos on Venus de Lite, that
luscious, languorous, long-legged new stripper-exotic dancer downtown
at the Roma. "That," I told her, not without a touch of wistful regret,
"is a live body. You cannot take live bodies. And stop reading my mind."

"I'm sorry. I won't do it again." She kept saying that; and doing it
just the same. "I shall not have to take the original body. I can
simply duplicate it."

"How could you do that?"

"It should not be difficult. The elements in the structure are common
enough here and in readily modified forms. The body organization
is complex, true, and not particularly efficient in many respects.
However, the patterns can be readily traced and duplicated. It is a
simple question of the application of energy to chemical matter. So now
you must take me to observe this body which has such attraction for


That as it turned out, was the toughest part. I did what I could,
trying to fix the horrible old witch up in an outfit from one of Aunt
Belle's old trunks and a few rather elementary cosmetics. The end
result was that, instead of looking like a plain old witch, she seemed
a scandalously depraved, probably drunken old witch. The Roma, in a
long history dating back to prohibition days, has seen all kinds and
conditions. But I don't doubt we were one of the damnedest looking
couples on record.

"This - uh - this is my Grandma," I told the few, nastily grinning
acquaintances I couldn't duck on our way into the joint. "Grandma is
just up on a little visit from Lower Dogpatch. Excuse us, would you?
Grandma needs a double shot quick."

That seemed unarguable. We finally settled at a small table off by the
swinging doors to the kitchen and sat there through one floor show.
"All right," said my old witch, as Venus closed the set with her final
frenzy in the blue spotlight, "I have the pattern. There are a number
of differences there from the picture in your mind. The age, the
chemicals applied."

Venus went off to vigorous applause. The club lights came up and the
M.C. stumbled out to favor us with his version of The Gent's Room
Joe Miller. I considered. The more beautiful-looking the doll, I
suppose, the greater the probable degree of illusion. "Where you find
discrepancies," I told my old witch, "be guided by my imagination.

"All rightie," she remarked brightly, patting my hand on the table as
she favored me with what I would estimate as one of history's lewdest
winks. I noted a mutter of contempt from surrounding tables. "Shall I
go ahead? Perhaps you'd better close your eyes," she said, "I - "

"No, not here!" I grabbed her arm and dragged her to her feet. Neighbor
tables gave us their full attention and the muttering took on an
ominous tone. "Come on. For pity's sake, let's get on home." I wasn't
exactly convinced this proposition was going to work out; but a crowded
nightclub was no place for her to try it.

"Graverobber!" was one of the indignant remarks that caught my ear as I
dragged the harridan out. She giggled. The female, species immaterial,
seems to have a sense of humor ranging from the Pollyanna-like to the
graveyard ghoulish - missing nearly every point between.

She was quiet and thoughtful on the ride back home. So was I, pondering
the doubtful status of my reputation around town and my sanity.

* * * * *

In the house, she was brisk and businesslike. She got me to help her
stack a bunch of canned goods and junk from the refrigerator on the
kitchen table - "Just for convenience." She remarked domestically, "It
would have saved your fuel and power if I had made the change at the
other place. I must draw heavily on the power that runs into this
house. I must, you understand, conserve my own supply."

"Perfectly all right. Be my guest." The whole thing had a sort of dream
quality to it by then. You know how it is in dreams sometimes? The
action and story lines are fantastic. You know the whole thing must be
nonsense. You could, by an effort of will, wake up and end it. And yet
you go along with the thing just to see how the foolishness will turn
out. That is the way I felt then.

"Oh yes, one more detail," said my witch. "What about the eyes? I found
nothing about the color of the eyes in your largely imaginary mental
picture of the cheap floozy in that second-rate saloon."

Already she was not only speaking the language but thinking the
thoughts like a native female. The eyes. Hmm. I guess my mental film
strips of Venus had kind of skipped past facial close-ups. "Why don't
you just keep the same eyes you have now?" I suggested.

"Good," she said. "They are my own design. Here goes. Close your eyes;
there may be some glare."

I closed my eyes. For a moment there was nothing. Then, for about a
second, say, there was an intense, flaring glare that shone reddish
through my closed lids. Then it was dark.

"All righty," said a sweet-soft voice, ending in a little,
half-breathless giggle. "Now you can look."

I looked.

Trouble was, it was still dark. No lights. All I could see by the faint
light of a half moon filtering in the kitchen window was a dim figure
standing by the table.

Fact was, I found later, a sudden power surge on the main line outside
the house blew a transformer and blacked out the whole blinking suburb.

I snapped out my lighter and flicked it on. Well now, indeed! There,
half shy, half not so shy and wearing the same negligible costume as in
her final number at the Roma, was Venus, constructed just exactly the
way she should have been.

"The way I built me," she said, and giggled, "to your very explicit
order. So now what are you going to - "

I wouldn't say that I am notably more impetuous than the next man.
That was just an impetuous situation. I let the lighter go and grabbed
her. "Ah," I remember her saying softly, "now we can truly begin to

I can say with every reasonable assurance that we did so most
effectively. Alien she was, but she was also a lovely girl, my own
dream girl. Or girls. What man of any imagination at all is a totally
monogamous dreamer? Anyway, she was unarguably lovely, loving, uniquely
adaptable, generally sweet. And if, once her frequently unfathomable
mind was made up, she had the determination of seven dedicated
devils - well, she was female and probably no worse than some billion
local girls. My little atom-powered space girl had a lot more built-in
compensating factors.

But that's as it developed. That night, naturally, was largely devoted
to communication. Luckily, having been fired, I didn't need to worry
about getting up to go to work.

* * * * *

Along about eleven or so the next morning she bounced out of bed,
bright, beautiful and lively. I dragged on down to the kitchen with her
to see if we could put together a breakfast from whatever staples she
hadn't found it necessary to incorporate into new construction. By the
kitchen table I stumbled over the most ravaged, deadest looking corpse
I ever hope to see. It was, of course, the unlamented body of the
original witch, lying just where it had dropped the evening before.

"Look, hon, what about this?"

She shrugged quite charmingly, in spite of the tentlike dimensions of
Aunt Belle's nightgown. "What about it?"

"Well, why didn't you use the - uh - material there, instead of all the

Another shrug. "I wanted something fresh."

She had a point. I couldn't argue. I never could, when she turned those
big green eyes of hers on me, full power. "Yeah," I said. "Only what
are we going to do with it?"

"What do your kind do with old bodies here?"

"Mostly we bury them."

"All right then."

That was unassailable feminine logic. All right. So I'd bury it.

That night, by the eerie light of the waning moon, I went at it with
Uncle John's pick and shovel and buried the old witch's body next to
Aunt Belle's rose bushes by the garage. My bright, new-incarnation
girl lounged around and chatted sociably. Everything still had quite a
dreamlike quality; the corpse was a final, nightmare touch. But even
so, I was beginning to wonder a bit about things; such things as,
specifically, where we went from there.

"Star-doll-baby - " well, hell, there are times when a man has to use
terms like that to communicate with the female - "you aren't going to
vanish all of a sudden and leave me now, are you? Ugh!" That was a
heavy shovel and thick clay. "What are our plans?"

"Sil-ly. I understand your custom now. We are going to be married,
of course. Then we shall see. There is no hurry. I have, by your
standards, plenty of time. I must assimilate and learn to understand
you and your fascinating life-form. We shall live together and be man
and wife. As I have said, your species and mine may derive much benefit
from this intermingling."

That, if I understood her correctly, sounded fine to me. It was
the best proposal I'd had yet. And surely it would have been poor
hospitality to a lonely little girl some light-years away from home
for me to have refused. "This is terribly sudden," I told her. "Uf!
That ought to be enough of a hole for as wizened up a little old body
as that ... yes, darling, I will marry you. Who's going to earn us a


I climbed out of the hole and kissed her and, in time, we did manage to
get the old woman buried.

The next day we applied for our license. Three days later we were


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