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Leach, associate director of
admissions at Dickinson.
They like that and it makes

Students have the option
to submit their scores when

Some students who did not
submit their scores have
had the opportunity to

-Had we had their SAT
score and only being in tlie



high." said Bob Mundy,


the lest did measure his a








"Standard testing is


undergraduate admissions


accurate and necessi




means of evaluating h:


of the application dropping.


school shidents," he said.


and the higher the SAT




score, the more, likely you


Saint Mary's stress I


are to do weU here."


scores are only a part of


Mary Pat Nolan, director




otadmission at Saint Mary's,






mula for accepting - it's














student, and I honestly don't


has lo do with the fact i










opUon."


students of different culti




and linguistic backgroui




one standard Amen




exam such as the SAT PC




a problem.


they need SAT scores


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ty of applications, I don't


couldn't have taught




EngUsh as well as your


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slow. TTie team must pause Terrence Wileutt, com-

to equalize air pressure mander of what has been

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take air quality readings, space living as "absolutely

The astronauts wear what beautiful," Perhaps, but only

looks like surgical masks to an asb'onaut 'To us earth-

and safety goggles, a precau- lings, these new living quar-

On Earth this dust slays on service panels instead of



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keep you updated.






Team Brown did a good


ganie and didn't wanl lo give


ly a good night for Softball.


job of picking out the weak




with many unexpected victo-












6-5 lo Team VincenL Team


















good hilling from Royce


Faculty is desperately trying




Brown and Ricky Schwarz,


to trade Gordon Bietz. who




well, basically Iheir whole


is going through a rigorous




Uneup hil weU. Bul in ihe






sixth and seventh innings














Murtin 5 Richardson










strong this night though.


Team Martin is used lo


Wichn 15 VB. Faculty


wrinning in the bottom of Ihe


just hammering teams, but




^Thwe were some ques-


that Geoff Mardn. and Ben-






jie Maxon arc the weak links












defense. Team Richardson




"Make-up" calls Ihe whole


did a good job of exploiting






lhe»- problems, testing each




Tm glad for iheir enlhu-








Team Martin did a good










Ihe call righl. instead of hav-


that they are the team to


Bhowing some consisiency,"


ing to go back and change


heal. They were able to


said ifam captain Brian
]( did nol look good for


Big Dog Paul Myers


of the seventh with the score










emotional win over




inninga, bul Ihey came back


Knowlton

The RA's pulled out a


reckoned with, making his




close game with Ihe help of






one of the better-looking


There is one ihmg gomg




players in the league, Paul


against learn Martin. Ihe


Hlchnrdson VB. Faculty


















lemptraiuresinthcmidWa


they did. James Houghton








Barnelt 14 Lee 1


was obvious Hint the Faculty


ning and was an emotional




wert- nol ready to play. They


leader for the team. Has any-




WLTf dcsperatt-Iy praying for


body else noticed the cheer-






3 make up giri. Is it a requirement? One

I has been member of Ihe RA team was

rain," said Selwin Abraham, who 1

II be play- ladies al the time. I'm still
nball. and waihng for my source lo con-
7 will win. firm IhaL Donnle Lighlhall

dismissed Beaver Eller. for Team

isaid. Knowlton, played well: so

try IL My did Scotl Knowlton and

wning this game for defense, with both

teams allowing key hits to

i; a faculty slip by them allowing many



nol really s



which i
anything so I
hits really hj

defense and

has been cruising through

fighting first grader

mon. 1



llayed. Team Slaraon
5. but now both lean-



-belts-



The world powerhouses,
peled together in the after-



pion Svetlana Khorkina'i
srace and flair, Russia tool

Romania was next, fol



didonaUy its worst eveni, the


keep from falling forward


-1 was silling here ih










Brooke Walker followed






with a pair of jumps in which


last thing I expected toi




she brushed her head on Ihe






backside of the vault. She






actually stuck her landing


gymnast through three


her cue from the judges.


after tlie first vault and got a




The 15-year-old. last-




points and establishing


minute replacement for






injured Morgan ^Vhite




the all-around gold, R.








the leaders to take over.


feeling to have the whole


second.



Virginia's Moses swims his way to Olympic silverl



s. Team Br(iW



Braves 8



n Ihe Girl's



cullj' members
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and is it legal?



Game predictions



Domenico Fioravanti. Russ

Roman Sloudnov earned the
bronze medal with a lime o

Tm walking away with i
silver and 1 had a chance foi
a gold.- Moses told Tht



28.60, but Fioravanli, the


Bernardino saJd he spoke


swam in Ihe preliminar


reigning European champi-


to Moses Sunday night, as




on, surged from fifth place


the 20-year-old Burke. Va.,


medley and 200 butt














In its Olympic preview,






Sports Illustrated forecast












gold, but the two-time NCAA


definitely Ihe type of meet




champion was relegated to


where you can see experi-


Oywithatime of 2:16,8


second place by Froravanti.


ence pays off. Oilier than






[17-year-o!d Australian star


extremely pleased


iwo rounds and established


Ian) Thorpe, most of the




an Olympic record in the
final with a time of 1:00,^6.


people who've succeeded


particularly in Ihe iOO
















than he could have ever










athlete who has been in


Moses also told Bernardi-






no Ihat he is now especially


Pietucha. a 1999 Univ




juiced up to help the U.S.




competing m just his second


men defeat Thorpe and the








records, failed to quali


did very well. When you


upcoming 400 medley relay.


the semifinals of the i




Moses was nol the only


200 fly. placmg


his career, to go from being




(1:59.59) in the prelims.



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SM's send reports of
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Freshman

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EDITORIALS
Teachers really care






The relationship






Scncral virlucs of the SDA Churc






day Atlvcntist. Doelrinc ■ Uiat'a what it's all about Righe
Wc all romembtr thi- Sabbalii school memory verws a
Ihe (.'Old filars ihal were awarded for pcrfecl memorizatii
In academy we delved into Ihe inner workings of Bibll
Irulhs. Now, here al Southern Advcntist Univcrsily. we t
cusa in deplh (lie writings of Ellen G. While, the 1844 m
sage and other imporLint Iheological issues. We att«



s. The q



urch a






Heaven. For us. as mortals, lo know God goes beyond
studying His laws and messages. To know Him. the Ever-
lasiinR God, the King of kings, the Creator of Mankind, we

'flic Kelalionship is when we Ket to know God as our
survive anylhing and everything • unless, thai is. we turn



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Letters to the Editor



model Christian environment, where devclojiing and foMer-






ship Willi God has laken second slage to learning SDA doc-


Dear Editor,


department as a lalenled
design and graphic artist.


trines. Iliough jusi as imporiiinl. without the Relationship,
doctrines are worth nothing - nolhing al all.

There seems lo be n dangerous trend within Ihe SDA

leaving Ihe Chureh today. Perhaps it is caused by a lack of


highlighting the university's


director and has been


public relations department


responsible (or many of the










andlarcexciledtobeserv-


deparlmenl has produced


"old school" syndrome that you can't gel enough of a good
thing. EiUicr way, llie Church leadership must re-think how
the loday's yoiilh can be reached. Likewise, tlic SAU admin-
istration must re-adjusl ils policies on Ihe student religious
life (and requirements) on lliis campus.


capacity of public relations. I
tently lefl oul of your article.


ducing our department to
Ihe students. We appreciate
your work and look forward
to a positive working rela-


c™i''edtnS^7oouV"cK^^


Southern graduale, has
been working in ihe public


tionship with the Southern


ronmeni where llie Kelationsblp is the fir^t slep on Ihe road


Ms, Skantz serves the


Rob Howell



era. Now. we read about
La^io/Clinton and

Bush/Gore and Republ



n by the poll! Democ-



e Reagan pie. 'When y^



e technocrat- Sadly, office




The Southern Accent


Minnes


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drivers'


JASON AHNOU.




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addressed the nationwide


JSRHV WASMER


PiiomcMFiir EonvK


lular telephones while dri-
ving Friday


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MattBosu:v


demn Id'oi^' i^Sn a ^■^


"■=!="


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vcndtin in Dululh.

"Cell-phone drivers are a
public health problem."
Gene Kishel. 3 Virginia,


M»i»o.An£.ct£l,m,.


OxuNE EoiroR


Associated Press.

Nicole Dilks. a Univereily


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mechanical engineering
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study done by the New Eng-

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of the MMA." Schmiechen chili



Do you

have a

commen

on some

thing

you've

read?

Send

them to

[email protected]

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ern.edu.



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e a redhead? but I've been to afraid to try?

you wish you Do I like my friends? Are

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many of you Is this the best' relation-

s more talent- ship for me and does he/she



't being pushed the a



society we live in. ■\\Tio eai
what other people think!



YOUR- I really ivanl you to fin
iswers to these quK
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complain about how yoi

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Top 10 childrens books you'll never see

by Joe LaCom

10. Strangers Have the Best Candy

9. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet
Be Friends?

8. Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing
At All But YourHousehold Pets

7. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His
Vegetables

6. Pop! Goes The Hamster . . . And Other Great
Microwave Games

5. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

4. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy

3. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and
are Shot Dead

2. How to Become The Dominant Military
Power In Your Elementary School

1 . The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's
Book of Wild Animals of
North Amer". . . Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!



Blessed are those who
hunger and Ihirsl. for Ihey


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