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Signs that Southern is
in financial difficuhy

By Jonnice Towsley

10 Wohlers is seen buying lottery tickets with an official Southern che

9 Ken Rogers has to work as the ice cream man on his days off.

8. We-Haul starts charging.

7. There's a "For Rent" sign by the doll house.

6. Teachers begin accepting monetary bribes starling at S10 instead >

the steap price of S35 per "A."

5. Gordon Bietz starts wearing suits from the Samaritan Center

4, Campus Safety has to give students tickets instead of making the

track sale at night because it's more cost effective.

3. The chaplain's office sign reads: Indulgences $10 - good through

October 31st. Save your soul before it's lost!"

2 University Drive is made a loli road.

1 While giving plasma you look over and there's Gordon, his wife, th

twin daughters and their husbands . - .even the dog , . . it's "rough."

The battle of the sexei


Time to make a few changesl

[Monday, October 16, 2000


How thrift shops in the
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Szr Threats to our quest for sleep

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The Accent is looking for a news editor.
If you or anyone you know is interest-
ed, please contact us by phone at 2721
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cd because of Ihe difficulty

average allotted vaa
length is 16 days, lit!'

-1 Ihink it should be
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Vargas, freshman biology
UI^^J^""*^ in Texas, and

American schools hn
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plouo cheat »y.ojJ

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Sme. Mincy said. -Espc-
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said. -U's jnsl fte •«

Td like 10 spend some
more time at home before
Chnsimas,- said Justin

Freed, junior business
^"imimslradon major. Freed-
wl! dnve home to Califor-

Bergman, freshmaji i*

(Angel Jewell •
tribucd to this storJJ


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S He worth it? SM's kicked off train in Russia

he essence of Christianity

By Billy Gager "^- Hanging otn

the book A Violent undcrvourDJlli
icularly in J


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How do you feel today?

rely i

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violent? Talk ^^^^ physically than Jesus hung on a tree' (Gal 3:13).
Uches that people use aj„g^ that Jesus had died plele unscUish character of

e Sabbat]

only on Jes

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your plac

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crnally cursed

ewSlhiS™'. woSing"™" ™? '"" "."". '" •'

™^^ (Phil 2:

you would like to write for the religion section,
;ase contact the Accent at [email protected]
- Billy Gager at [email protected]

Nominal religion

By Billy Oagor emphas

Write to a student missionary today!

Grassroots music

r o a d t r i p


'Economical dates
spots In the area
'Drug and Alcohol
Awareness week
(Oct. 23-26)
'Expansion in
Singles column
ririfiurfiirit updates and


Retro in the metro

derful place for cheap (and

Salespeople: 3
Organization: 2
Overall Appearance: 3

I'l repulsive. Actually, the
alespcoplc were helpful

noughts: "Bring a

.m. Mon.&L/12-

Clothlng: 5
Miscellaneous; 3
Salespeople: 2

okgftte The only savint

Rndngs: O-not

broke up with a boyftiend who was abusive phy
, I am dadng a wonderful man now. My past boyfi

of ihe impact tfi
dling this probl

Note from the editor

Top ten uses for duct tape |

;r dales unsightly unibrow.

Male and female single students of the week

Monday, October 16, 2000

LTM to move ^^ *®" commandments
[O Thatcher <>* managing stress

e (ATM) in Thatcher


Lbout the School SI
if Business 1-

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youTbrain to rest from wliat

Our minds have really

ave a '"'^'^^^^^J J^i^'^/^^^'^ „„

it has been doing. If you are

been poUuled with ideas of
what a -heaiaiy" diet looks

eir to arc righ^now — at this very

noUiing wrong with them

like, and what "proper"

what things like low fat"

make it through the rest of

prepared foods, sugar, fat.

often TTiyself

*^i?s^also important to get

really doing to your body

sufedent steep. Most people

Improper nutrition causes

each night. Good sleep

habits include having a set

choices for yourself.

anage is a great *-ay to help you

Eat good stufniYourbody

off fin your ability to think,

Tianag Thou Sholt Exercise

people, who. diagnosed ivitli

Following n pattern and

le any depend on your body's abili-

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Letters to the Editor

Thank you for "real" opinions Ralph Nader is not just a "tree hu^er"!

looshls on die subjea I jjj„g„.


vtrnlly bun upproprialely

bg your thoughts and per- AccenL

made a bigger impact on

menl'a policy isn't dictated with Bush or ("mr. 1.1 .


n'ilm I'nMl"!'^'!!llli"lhc

sonal experiences. Sincerely,

how we live our day-lo^lay

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Article correction

one concrete way something
George W. Bush or Al Gore

of the debates, but his cam- first? Why not learn n
paign rallies have drawn and check out his websil


did has directly affected

over 10,000 people in Port- A '

Dear Edllor, may hayc oeciired beWeen

land. Minneapolis and for Nader is not a wa

but we see Ralph Nader's

Bush hold fundraisers two major parties how

S10,000 a plate to get in, lus quo.

llie new policy would
extend Uiotc protections t(

wore codes imd olh.'


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al Motors was knowingly

supporters to donate time, BA History
not money. Rather than Class of 1998

Want to comment?

Gore proposes cheaper tax pla

WACO, Texas (U-MRE) - pay for child care, and w

Illl'lll.! Ill lllf I..J|>1 Ml 1..

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then It Is my responsibility Sincerely,

Send in your letters

- With large budget surplus- pay up lo 50 percent ol

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I.1..I..I o>. '■■■ly "' i"d

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andVicePresidenlAl Gore's for up to S2.800 a year

and Gov. George W Bush's would remove the cslalt

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in who would benefit and b million. His plan wouk

The Southern Accent

total cost Not only would expand the earned-inl
Gore's tax plan be cheaper, lax credit for low-ini

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ed surplus to help other million more "people.

Brs^|ii~Bii^u"Ti-.d "Wt^'l. Iicre arc 24 lines

Ellen White says in TcsU-

areas like Social Security. Bush's plan is mu(4

1 tKjlly (or long-distance

health care and education, it complicated. It would si

Cadknck Van Dolson. EorwR in Chief

.J,. , , , iiiif,',-irds.-ClaireaddB.

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would primarily benefit low- give a tax cut to ever yoo


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would lake Si. 6 trillion from According lo CiliMii
me surplus, according lo Tax Justice, a nonpar
U,S. New. & World ReporL nonprofit organizado
ore s lax cul. on the other family making Sl3i»

'^^'attempt to phone my ,er?a''"rnaS-'"a'^''elb«

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always busy Ever notice? T^L. *^,''?" J-*^ "^^

The>''i-e only been around

(.3\e an additional Sl.l ml- 42 percent of Bush's »
lion of the budget surplus to would go lo ihc top '

Sw^n HimnH

AovExris,..^ »^^otJ<

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already scarce. Or broken.

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Design/Graphics EDrwn

(poUteS) tfiw 1 ha^" to dT^ '^'l [li^JI'^.j ^ J ^,^ CK.

need them. We kn-e you any-
way. U really was a great

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Southern own, anyway? ^'^ ^ ^"" J^^iJ^I ^■

sari ly-healthier-bul-always-

Gore^'^uld offer several m^fa^K Ihe^

Janelle Wasmer

David Fourniea

S^'^IS) girls *^?";S back to the cai^

open-wheihyou-wanl alterna-
tives to the cafe places. Tljej'

taiilies. sptvificjlij target- budget lo mainW"

Onune EonoK

nw Kiw'^ln T.w""Ni„!^n '^^^ So. Richard Johnson

arxMhe cozy little corrier^Jf

Joe LaCom

DESfas NegrOn

mention the ex^mn^ *"^'' "^'^ '•^>' '* ^'^'^ "°

our campus. Not enough

am. afler-s,-hool prog^ms. "^nu " slaff **
c^Uegetuition^d marriage cppc.ndinn^'^''


^Ninety oSS«? ^^ "'''^ ''""be^- 0"^^

Until new week. then.

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Tti£ Southern Accent I'

^o dollars for your thoughts

Kill the rude beast

lo Rulh Isyins on her bed. rm-

and passed away three , Corintl,ia>u 13-7

'^ slowrnjl^^'lo we "ho

mud..' She looked at me Lovt olaays P

uon ognacd mt, she smiled. 1

00.* 1 nodded. Wc both aluxjytmdura

°^^ St^^l^oA^^^'^l

lusband on a beautiful day gymajorfrom Vtrginu

find same liiw. We began talldng

together =-,d then preparing

mple things- Uie dinner. Spending


Monday, October 16, 2000

Stop the PDA

.','illy nice w.-ason. huh?



phnnw went dead and I had
lo conlacl the lelephone

The effects of

An wf know, wi; tix dl»- fir. 1 aui'l powlbly sll next lo ardcM continued, "II is most
('rini)nnllon In wmc form or llila dixRuatlns human. Hnd extraordinary to make Ihis

"Coii'tyou«n;?'«heMld. Ui'fore llii- lady hod i


By Leigh Rubin

"Dude\ You are so luckyl My parents
would never let me pierce my blowholel"


If men ran the world]

Compiled by Joe LaCom
10. Valentine's Day would be moved lo February 29th so it would only
occur in leap years. „„ , . . „., .

9. The only show opposite "Monday Night Football would be Monday
Niqhl Foolbal! from a Different Camera Angle,"
8. Nodding and looking at your walch would be deemed an acceptable

7^ When your girlfriend really needed lo talk to you during the game,
she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out |
6 The funniest guy in the office would gel lo be CEO.
S. People on commercials would never talk about how fresh they felt.
4. Regis and Kalhie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and
pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view
event in world history. -

3. Slealing a sports car would be pedeclly legal, as long as you retumed|
it the following day wilh a full tank of gas,
2, Tanks \

ol a fancy engagemeni ring, you could present your wife-t

State slogani



Thursday, October 26, 2000
Election 2000

President Al Goi

Tennessee on Tuesday.


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Board approves construction plan

Tipper Gore rallies in Chattanooga ideS^'enS^'TnSto^ S^Jk of'SlfS

Vice president's wife urges support in home state ^''^fa^'Sy lo change the £T'^ir'cTnb?ue'^?nu!

' Warden

Gore said. "You e

Sen. Frist speaics
in Cliattanooga

■^len I leave you today. 1
Gore urged volera. "WeVe

Incumbent Stresses change from "big government"

Thatcher fundraises for MS ?rs

Bush hopes to win
Gore's home state

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Immunity helps with Christmas project Parking tickets remain subject of controversy

r^Zgg pouriiiB in. legedale Scvcnlh-day Adven- By Rob York "^"'"'^ history major added. Many students go appeals committee asl(cd

III Aca^T "I thinit Operation Christ- list Church and Collegedale st«T Vimii, "^'ou know how citizens can Ihrough the appeals remain anonymous but (

e Sabbath, f

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ively about Campus S:

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Eating disorders rise among men


"Making Weight-Men's Con- the University

flicls with food, weight, lege o( Medici

shape, and appearance." on male eating disorders. Corinne Campbell,

A recent study asserts Pam Kdd. a counselor at from Tulsa, Olda., major

that the- number? may be the Center for Change, said, in pre-speech pathology. .

That is probably a better in the frequency of eating pre-broadcast journal;

picture. We don'tknowitthe disorders. More people are major from Delano. C:

Perhaps men are simply exemplified by media mod- 'It affects a firet imp.

their bodies. "Half v

Depression affects men differently than
women; cultural expectations explain


M(3i at risk for depression


It whether or ';;^{"^^,
Mwn Goldberg, a New ^^.^'^■.

see people whi
>t we mosQy s«

imong oilier things.

Affecting anxonmalely 19
niDion Americans, depre;

able w^. then he is weak, a

esperienced a pereonal kws
ship lliat lias been supportive


Ihe/re dose Id may be
depressed should "provide a

man to talk about his (ee£ngs
tt^ are doing. If I ahiays com-


depressed counterp-iris to

pie who scdt lielp will get rp
in three people aetiiiiDy k

Another trigger o( depres-

permitted by sodely Id e:qjress
fecEngs like sadness and emo-

e not likely to show typical
jirtsaon syntploms like cry-

it problems, whidi b

he emotion is lelngjwL'

Iths, tt-eaknesses. and
i, diey are Etely to be

(cuses for being late to Hickman

By Keith Pulfer

"Microbes invaded my body momentarily."

"d = v/t t = 1 minutes, d = distance from Brocl<"

"I had to finish the 18th hole."

"alarmClock. volume != insufficient"

"I was diffusing dangerous wastes from an area

ligher concentration to an area of lower concen-


"I was practicing writing incorrect prescriptions."

"My dog ate me."

"I was doing titrations in my room."

"self.motivation = NULL;"

"' was reading the Accent!"

Physicist questions quantum theory

be used to obtain any ntt
including ils probabk' k

presenting his hypothesis.
Maris expected an iinmediale

Most physicists are skeptical
ihem have provided condusivT

none of them h
should not w

pic to think.

pie think."

If you would like to write for the science section, email
[email protected] or [email protected]

Letter from the all-knowing editor

Minn, women's hock-
ey team second after
season's first week


d freshman La Toya


tlidnc, New Hampshire and


The Gophere swepl the
irsl round of WCHA player

Light sports

DURht thai ihcre would

Game updates

hrowa though. He con-

tt Callender On oi
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s fingers hit lined ui

Nudd 22

Game predictions

ooks a little sloppy. Johnson i

id place teams. Nudd la coming of/ a close gi
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