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16



Signs that Southern is
in financial difficuhy



By Jonnice Towsley



10 Wohlers is seen buying lottery tickets with an official Southern che

9 Ken Rogers has to work as the ice cream man on his days off.

8. We-Haul starts charging.

7. There's a "For Rent" sign by the doll house.

6. Teachers begin accepting monetary bribes starling at S10 instead >

the steap price of S35 per "A."

5. Gordon Bietz starts wearing suits from the Samaritan Center

4, Campus Safety has to give students tickets instead of making the

track sale at night because it's more cost effective.

3. The chaplain's office sign reads: Indulgences $10 - good through

October 31st. Save your soul before it's lost!"

2 University Drive is made a loli road.

1 While giving plasma you look over and there's Gordon, his wife, th

twin daughters and their husbands . - .even the dog , . . it's "rough."



The battle of the sexei



ice



Time to make a few changesl




[Monday, October 16, 2000



Lifestyles

How thrift shops in the
Chattanooga area rate based



\'ol. 56 No. 6




Soutlieni's

Sludenl

Voice Since



■OEGED.ALE, TeNNS^



Szr Threats to our quest for sleep




PnKi- 2 Tht Soulhenj Aaxnt




Corrections

willingly conccu all Foctuil i



The Accent is looking for a news editor.
If you or anyone you know is interest-
ed, please contact us by phone at 2721
or email at [email protected]



cd because of Ihe difficulty
andlimeitwiUlakcihcmto


average allotted vaa
length is 16 days, lit!'


-1 Ihink it should be
longer- If you drive, you


[wsTeiS^tiDtLmU


wsil your family,- said Lisa
Vargas, freshman biology
UI^^J^""*^ in Texas, and


American schools hn
day-long Christmas ^




plouo cheat »y.ojJ


-ThLres nol enouRh
Sme. Mincy said. -Espc-
'^y If you-ri' drivitig oui


said. -U's jnsl fte •«


Td like 10 spend some
more time at home before
Chnsimas,- said Justin

Freed, junior business
^"imimslradon major. Freed-
wl! dnve home to Califor-


Bergman, freshmaji i*
major.

(Angel Jewell •
tribucd to this storJJ


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he essence of Christianity



By Billy Gager "^- Hanging otn

the book A Violent undcrvourDJlli
icularly in J



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How do you feel today?



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violent? Talk ^^^^ physically than Jesus hung on a tree' (Gal 3:13).
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e Sabbat]

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you would like to write for the religion section,
;ase contact the Accent at [email protected]
- Billy Gager at [email protected]



Nominal religion



By Billy Oagor emphas




Write to a student missionary today!




Grassroots music




Recommended
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Coming
soon:

'Economical dates
•Camping/hiking
spots In the area
'Drug and Alcohol
Awareness week
(Oct. 23-26)
'Expansion in
Singles column
ririfiurfiirit updates and



Jok.-



Retro in the metro



derful place for cheap (and



Salespeople: 3
Organization: 2
Overall Appearance: 3

I'l repulsive. Actually, the
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Miscellaneous; 3
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okgftte The only savint



Rndngs: O-not



broke up with a boyftiend who was abusive phy
, I am dadng a wonderful man now. My past boyfi



of ihe impact tfi
dling this probl



Note from the editor






Top ten uses for duct tape |



;r dales unsightly unibrow.



Male and female single students of the week





Monday, October 16, 2000



LTM to move ^^ *®" commandments
[O Thatcher <>* managing stress



e (ATM) in Thatcher



"IMoringtheATMlis



Lbout the School SI
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youTbrain to rest from wliat


Our minds have really


ave a '"'^'^^^^^J J^i^'^/^^^'^ „„


it has been doing. If you are


been poUuled with ideas of
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eir to arc righ^now — at this very


noUiing wrong with them


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make it through the rest of


prepared foods, sugar, fat.


often TTiyself


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really doing to your body




sufedent steep. Most people


Improper nutrition causes










each night. Good sleep






habits include having a set


choices for yourself.


anage is a great *-ay to help you




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Tianag Thou Sholt Exercise




people, who. diagnosed ivitli




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through exercise.




what about you? You proba


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EDITORIALS
Extend campus hours



aininn Rood health and tcm- those students who have

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Letters to the Editor

Thank you for "real" opinions Ralph Nader is not just a "tree hu^er"!






looshls on die subjea I jjj„g„.



u(nlrandi.'1Ircliv.'cr's|x,iiM'


vtrnlly bun upproprialely


bg your thoughts and per- AccenL


made a bigger impact on


menl'a policy isn't dictated with Bush or ("mr. 1.1 .


«,i!Mr'"-i-t'J,l'I;''''


n'ilm I'nMl"!'^'!!llli"lhc


sonal experiences. Sincerely,


how we live our day-lo^lay


n'alblerlf™s'"sL'^ Ssidentwho^uLm.k


tlle,ld'»lll"' '"'"" "'" """


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Article correction


one concrete way something
George W. Bush or Al Gore


of the debates, but his cam- first? Why not learn n
paign rallies have drawn and check out his websil




,h.','■l^^.'^l;l!';^!Sl




did has directly affected


over 10,000 people in Port- www.votenader.org? A '




Dear Edllor, may hayc oeciired beWeen




land. Minneapolis and for Nader is not a wa








but we see Ralph Nader's












Bush hold fundraisers two major parties how




















S10,000 a plate to get in, lus quo.


llie new policy would
extend Uiotc protections t(

wore codes imd olh.'










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al Motors was knowingly


supporters to donate time, BA History
not money. Rather than Class of 1998




Want to comment?


Gore proposes cheaper tax pla










WACO, Texas (U-MRE) - pay for child care, and w


Illl'lll.! Ill lllf I..J|>1 Ml 1..


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then It Is my responsibility Sincerely,


Send in your letters


- With large budget surplus- pay up lo 50 percent ol


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',',j,,,'„i "■"■ '""" '"


the Accent. 1 apologia; for Junior




pLty'*'*5SienS!!l caidi^ Khwl" ^"""'ms tJre'




7>i» ifo// iJilnrial


any mlsiommumcaiion iliat Journalism


to the editor.


daiesareproposinglaxculs. wou^ ofto^-free lu


I.1..I..I o>. '■■■ly "' i"d


apprarrd In Hit Daily Penn-






andVicePresidenlAl Gore's for up to S2.800 a year








and Gov. George W Bush's would remove the cslalt






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lax cuts differ greatly, both on all estates valued up|






Eyes and


ears


in who would benefit and b million. His plan wouk


The Southern Accent


total cost Not only would expand the earned-inl
Gore's tax plan be cheaper, lax credit for low-ini


So tt> ■ Si d




/




ed surplus to help other million more "people.






Brs^|ii~Bii^u"Ti-.d "Wt^'l. Iicre arc 24 lines


Ellen White says in TcsU-


areas like Social Security. Bush's plan is mu(4






1 tKjlly (or long-distance




health care and education, it complicated. It would si


Cadknck Van Dolson. EorwR in Chief


.J,. , , , iiiif,',-irds.-ClaireaddB.


Oh yes, page 128, para-


would primarily benefit low- give a tax cut to ever yoo


JOI-KNE HaKRELL,


SonoRiM. Page EorroR


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you say. lul 1,!!/. >ou .'Jill ■''''' ''"" "f« Sculhcm calling


graph 5. -THustord. pepper,
spices, pickles . . . irritate


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Jennifer Williams


Issum" 'o7"*th ■ ^SouJA/m ' 'Challenge whoever buys
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JUNNIl-ER WfL^RNER


Senioh Copy Eonoa

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I'llCfUhlltAPHY EonoH


respond, shaking my provcf- in™,, ■'^ntt h '^^'t'^^d''^^
Right, 'then. intrwlucUons ^coJ^Jct '" '*''°'"" '"


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would lake Si. 6 trillion from According lo CiliMii
me surplus, according lo Tax Justice, a nonpar
U,S. New. & World ReporL nonprofit organizado
ore s lax cul. on the other family making Sl3i»






'^^'attempt to phone my ,er?a''"rnaS-'"a'^''elb«




^"^""'dtostancsiimat- S24.400 would get m


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hAfTH XPkem Enm>K


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Morgan KooiKMiwt


« MaNDV S1I1L.RER


always busy Ever notice? T^L. *^,''?" J-*^ "^^


The>''i-e only been around


(.3\e an additional Sl.l ml- 42 percent of Bush's »
lion of the budget surplus to would go lo ihc top '


Sw^n HimnH


AovExris,..^ »^^otJ<


isn't busy). I complain. | loot 'jTih^^ondimen


already scarce. Or broken.


health care, educntion and S915.000or morea)*"


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Design/Graphics EDrwn


(poUteS) tfiw 1 ha^" to dT^ '^'l [li^JI'^.j ^ J ^,^ CK.


need them. We kn-e you any-
way. U really was a great


Bolh candidates' Lax oiisari- lucky lo have a bud*








idea.


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Nick Lee


goini phone lines does .u 'i'' ■" """ ^'''H'^T'rt


Kudos, though, to KR-s


them th ' "^ "'*''" '^^' "'^'^ primarily benefit Ain


'*'"'"'"'"*'' '""'"''


DESIGK/GRAPHia EonOH


Southern own, anyway? ^'^ ^ ^"" J^^iJ^I ^■


sari ly-healthier-bul-always-


Gore^'^uld offer several m^fa^K Ihe^


Janelle Wasmer


David Fourniea


S^'^IS) girls *^?";S back to the cai^


open-wheihyou-wanl alterna-
tives to the cafe places. Tljej'


taiilies. sptvificjlij target- budget lo mainW"




Onune EonoK


nw Kiw'^ln T.w""Ni„!^n '^^^ So. Richard Johnson


arxMhe cozy little corrier^Jf




Joe LaCom


DESfas NegrOn


mention the ex^mn^ *"^'' "^'^ '•^>' '* ^'^'^ "°


our campus. Not enough


am. afler-s,-hool prog^ms. "^nu " slaff **
c^Uegetuition^d marriage cppc.ndinn^'^''


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Until new week. then.


^^.^•v.uld8iveaS500 oZer 11.2000.
"axcredjlforfamdiestohelp



Tti£ Southern Accent I'



^o dollars for your thoughts




Kill the rude beast



lo Rulh Isyins on her bed. rm-


and passed away three , Corintl,ia>u 13-7


'^ slowrnjl^^'lo we "ho


mud..' She looked at me Lovt olaays P






uon ognacd mt, she smiled. 1


00.* 1 nodded. Wc both aluxjytmdura










°^^ St^^l^oA^^^'^l


lusband on a beautiful day gymajorfrom Vtrginu






find same liiw. We began talldng


together =-,d then preparing



mple things- Uie dinner. Spending



Humor



Monday, October 16, 2000



Stop the PDA



.','illy nice w.-ason. huh?



Idiots

IDIOTS IN SERVICE:

phnnw went dead and I had
lo conlacl the lelephone






The effects of
discrimination

An wf know, wi; tix dl»- fir. 1 aui'l powlbly sll next lo ardcM continued, "II is most
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RUBES'



By Leigh Rubin




"Dude\ You are so luckyl My parents
would never let me pierce my blowholel"



to



If men ran the world]

Compiled by Joe LaCom
10. Valentine's Day would be moved lo February 29th so it would only
occur in leap years. „„ , . . „., .

9. The only show opposite "Monday Night Football would be Monday
Niqhl Foolbal! from a Different Camera Angle,"
8. Nodding and looking at your walch would be deemed an acceptable

7^ When your girlfriend really needed lo talk to you during the game,
she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out |
6 The funniest guy in the office would gel lo be CEO.
S. People on commercials would never talk about how fresh they felt.
4. Regis and Kalhie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and
pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view
event in world history. -

3. Slealing a sports car would be pedeclly legal, as long as you retumed|
it the following day wilh a full tank of gas,
2, Tanks \



ol a fancy engagemeni ring, you could present your wife-t



State slogani



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Thursday, October 26, 2000
Election 2000



President Al Goi

Tennessee on Tuesday.
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Tipper Gore rallies in Chattanooga ideS^'enS^'TnSto^ S^Jk of'SlfS

Vice president's wife urges support in home state ^''^fa^'Sy lo change the £T'^ir'cTnb?ue'^?nu!



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Incumbent Stresses change from "big government"



Thatcher fundraises for MS ?rs




Bush hopes to win
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Immunity helps with Christmas project Parking tickets remain subject of controversy

r^Zgg pouriiiB in. legedale Scvcnlh-day Adven- By Rob York "^"'"'^ history major added. Many students go appeals committee asl(cd

III Aca^T "I thinit Operation Christ- list Church and Collegedale st«T Vimii, "^'ou know how citizens can Ihrough the appeals remain anonymous but (



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Thuisday, October 26, 2000

Eating disorders rise among men



NlVERSnY PARK. F



"Making Weight-Men's Con- the University

flicls with food, weight, lege o( Medici

shape, and appearance." on male eating disorders. Corinne Campbell,

A recent study asserts Pam Kdd. a counselor at from Tulsa, Olda., major

that the- number? may be the Center for Change, said, in pre-speech pathology. .

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picture. We don'tknowitthe disorders. More people are major from Delano. C:

Perhaps men are simply exemplified by media mod- 'It affects a firet imp.



their bodies. "Half v



Depression affects men differently than
women; cultural expectations explain



Goldberg









M(3i at risk for depression



typically



It whether or ';;^{"^^,
Mwn Goldberg, a New ^^.^'^■.



see people whi
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imong oilier things.

Affecting anxonmalely 19
niDion Americans, depre;



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esperienced a pereonal kws
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teDsWebMD.

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pie who scdt lielp will get rp
in three people aetiiiiDy k






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